So I'm at a corner store...

PurpleJ

I walk in to grab the weekly pack of zig zags and overhear the cashier (one of Swaye's people) talking to a customer about "some serious roast beef curtains". I say "Oh you mean Hope Solo". High fives all around. "This man knows his pussy man!" the injun replies. I made a new fren today.

OZONE

God damn this board sucks during the off season.

whatshouldicareabout

OZONE said:

God damn this board sucks during the off season.

No, this is just PurpleJ.

He's always like this.

SFJ

RoadDawg55

PurpleJ said:

I walk in to grab the weekly pack of zig zags and overhear the cashier (one of Swaye's people) talking to a customer about "some serious roast beef curtains". I say "Oh you mean Hope Solo". High fives all around. "This man knows his pussy man!" the injun replies. I made a new fren today.

Alex, I'll take $500 on It Never Happened.

PurpleJ

RoadDawg55 said:

PurpleJ said:

I walk in to grab the weekly pack of zig zags and overhear the cashier (one of Swaye's people) talking to a customer about "some serious roast beef curtains". I say "Oh you mean Hope Solo". High fives all around. "This man knows his pussy man!" the injun replies. I made a new fren today.

Alex, I'll take $500 on It Never Happened.

No, it happened. Made my day.

topdawgnc

Sway is a feather, not dot

So unless your corner store is a liquor store, then no way was the cashier one of Swaye's people.

And if it is a liquor store the cashier is drinking the profits.

GrundleStiltzkin

You simply couldn't hold back, could you

PurpleJ

topdawgnc said:

Sway is a feather, not dot

So unless your corner store is a liquor store, then no way was the cashier one of Swaye's people.

And if it is a liquor store the cashier is drinking the profits.

Ever heard of the Puyallup tribe, dumbfuck?

2001400ex

PurpleJ said:

topdawgnc said:

Sway is a feather, not dot

So unless your corner store is a liquor store, then no way was the cashier one of Swaye's people.

And if it is a liquor store the cashier is drinking the profits.

Ever heard of the Puyallup tribe, dumbfuck?

Someone struck a nerve.

PurpleReign

sarktastic

RoadDawg55 said:

PurpleJ said:

I walk in to grab the weekly pack of zig zags and overhear the cashier (one of Swaye's people) talking to a customer about "some serious roast beef curtains". I say "Oh you mean Hope Solo". High fives all around. "This man knows his pussy man!" the injun replies. I made a new fren today.

Alex, I'll take $500 on It Never Happened.

agreed. Imagining Purple J with zig zags is ridiculous.

PurpleJ

sarktastic said:

RoadDawg55 said:

PurpleJ said:

I walk in to grab the weekly pack of zig zags and overhear the cashier (one of Swaye's people) talking to a customer about "some serious roast beef curtains". I say "Oh you mean Hope Solo". High fives all around. "This man knows his pussy man!" the injun replies. I made a new fren today.

Alex, I'll take $500 on It Never Happened.

agreed. Imagining Purple J with zig zags is ridiculous.

If you want to make accusations out here, take responsibility for them. Sign your real name to them. If not, that's what gets deleted. Always have, always will. You don't get to trash people out here anonymously. Use your real name or don't do it.

AtomicPiss

topdawgnc said:

Sway is a feather, not dot

So unless your corner store is a liquor store, then no way was the cashier one of Swaye's people.

And if it is a liquor store the cashier is drinking the profits.

Maybe PurpleJ lives in La Push. Ever think of that?

Fire_Marshall_Bill

This thread somehow delivers.

sarktastic

I think it was Sway's sister that did it.

Tequilla

RoadDawg55 said:

PurpleJ said:

I walk in to grab the weekly pack of zig zags and overhear the cashier (one of Swaye's people) talking to a customer about "some serious roast beef curtains". I say "Oh you mean Hope Solo". High fives all around. "This man knows his pussy man!" the injun replies. I made a new fren today.

Alex, I'll take $500 on It Never Happened.

You clearly have never met PurpleJ