Here's an idea

whatshouldicareabout

1. Fire Johnathan Smith

2. Hire Arizona's TE coach, the main guy recruiting Eletise, thereby ensuring he'll flip to UW

Bam, problem fucking solved.

CuntWaffle

500k and a boat?

Meek

CuntWaffle said:

500k and a boat?

and a coffee cup after a massive burger at the Ram?

Doogles

Meek said:

CuntWaffle said:

500k and a boat?

and a coffee cup after a massive burger at the Ram?

Wear a tuxedo t-shirt and take him to Dick's. That's how @HeretoBeatmyChest sealed the potatoe commitment.

DerekJohnson

FremontTroll

I think we'd be better off stealing their recruiting coordinator. That guy never stops working.

Do we have a recruiting coordinator?

guntlove

FremontTroll said:

I think we'd be better off stealing their recruiting coordinator. That guy never stops working.

Do we have a recruiting coordinator?

Yes.

HuskyInAZ

Here's a question. Has anyone ever heard of our little Babushka on the recruiting trail? Or any recruit talking about their relationship with him?

OZONE

Why are you guys so down?

You just got a 6'1" center, rated 2 stars.

MisterEm

OZONE said:

Why are you guys so down?

You just got a 6'1" center, rated 2 stars.

Add roid program. Instant Olin or Stan Empterman. Clearly.

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