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How To Suck On The Government Teat and Stick Others With The Bill!

HFNYHFNY Member Posts: 4,733 Standard Supporter
The Key to Success for Those Who Are Inheriting America, in 13 Easy Steps!
How to get $75,000 in benefits every year from the US Government for you and your girlfriend?

Follow these proven and simple steps.

1. Don't marry her.

2. Use your mom's address to receive your mail.

3. The guy buys a house.

4. Guy rents out house to his girl girlfriend who has 2 of his kids.

5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.

6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn't have to pay for family insurance.

7. Being a single mother, Girlfriend gets to go to college for free!

8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps

9. Girlfriend gets free cell phone from US Government

10. Girlfriend get free utilities.

11. Guy moves into home but still uses moms house to receive mail.

12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes. Now you both get to claim head of house hold at $1,800 credit.

13. Girlfriend gets disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad back" at $1,800 a month and never has to work again.

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people. A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars. An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets. $21.600 disability + $10,800 free housing + $6,000 free obamacare +$6,000 free food + $4,800 free utilities + $6,000 Pell Grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college tuition free from Pell Grant + $8,800 tax benefit for
being a single mother = --------- $75,000 a year in benefits.

Any idea why the country is 18 + trillion in debt?
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  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.

    Link?

    Not being a dick, just curious what the numbers are on this.
  • HFNYHFNY Member Posts: 4,733 Standard Supporter
    I don't have a link but I HAVE SCREEN SHOTS!

    But seriously, I don't have a link but there has to be millions of cross-over between people getting Section 8 housing, drawing on Social Security Disability, food stamps, Obamaphones, etc etc.

    May not be entirely relevant, but isn't there plenty of cross-over between people who work, pay for their own housing, don't draw disability, pay for their own food, and pay for their own phones etc etc?

    This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.

    Link?

    Not being a dick, just curious what the numbers are on this.

  • DugtheDoogDugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    Does the gubermint have nice teats?
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    HFNY said:

    I don't have a link but I HAVE SCREEN SHOTS!

    But seriously, I don't have a link but there has to be millions of cross-over between people getting Section 8 housing, drawing on Social Security Disability, food stamps, Obamaphones, etc etc.

    May not be entirely relevant, but isn't there plenty of cross-over between people who work, pay for their own housing, don't draw disability, pay for their own food, and pay for their own phones etc etc?

    This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.

    Link?

    Not being a dick, just curious what the numbers are on this.

    I'm sure "millions" is correct if you're counting people who use one or a few of the things on that list.

    However, I'm skeptical that "millions" are using the method you described to scam their way to $75k(lol) each year. You're painting a skewed picture that portrays people using social service safety net programs as "Welfare Queens" getting rich off the gubmint teat.

    People abusing those programs, even for smaller amounts, are parasites. But there are still plenty of unfortunate folks who legitimately benefit.
  • HFNYHFNY Member Posts: 4,733 Standard Supporter
    edited May 2015
    I am certainly not saying that either a person does everything right or that they are a parasite, that's simply too extreme with no room for people in between.

    But if just 0.9% of all Americans games the system unethically like I posted, that is roughly 3 million people.

    HFNY said:

    I don't have a link but I HAVE SCREEN SHOTS!

    But seriously, I don't have a link but there has to be millions of cross-over between people getting Section 8 housing, drawing on Social Security Disability, food stamps, Obamaphones, etc etc.

    May not be entirely relevant, but isn't there plenty of cross-over between people who work, pay for their own housing, don't draw disability, pay for their own food, and pay for their own phones etc etc?

    This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.

    Link?

    Not being a dick, just curious what the numbers are on this.

    I'm sure "millions" is correct if you're counting people who use one or a few of the things on that list.

    However, I'm skeptical that "millions" are using the method you described to scam their way to $75k(lol) each year. You're painting a skewed picture that portrays people using social service safety net programs as "Welfare Queens" getting rich off the gubmint teat.

    People abusing those programs, even for smaller amounts, are parasites. But there are still plenty of unfortunate folks who legitimately benefit.
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    HFNY said:

    I am certainly not saying that either a person does everything right or that they are a parasite, that's simply too extreme with no room for people in between.

    But if just 0.9% of all Americans games the system unethically like I posted, that is roughly 3 million people.



    HFNY said:

    I don't have a link but I HAVE SCREEN SHOTS!

    But seriously, I don't have a link but there has to be millions of cross-over between people getting Section 8 housing, drawing on Social Security Disability, food stamps, Obamaphones, etc etc.

    May not be entirely relevant, but isn't there plenty of cross-over between people who work, pay for their own housing, don't draw disability, pay for their own food, and pay for their own phones etc etc?

    This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.

    Link?

    Not being a dick, just curious what the numbers are on this.

    I'm sure "millions" is correct if you're counting people who use one or a few of the things on that list.

    However, I'm skeptical that "millions" are using the method you described to scam their way to $75k(lol) each year. You're painting a skewed picture that portrays people using social service safety net programs as "Welfare Queens" getting rich off the gubmint teat.

    People abusing those programs, even for smaller amounts, are parasites. But there are still plenty of unfortunate folks who legitimately benefit.
    Now more than ever...

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  • 2001400ex2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    I'm pretty sure it has more to do with wars, recessions, and stuff like that. But hey,, why let facts get in the way.
  • HFNYHFNY Member Posts: 4,733 Standard Supporter
    Haha, do you even think about what you type?

    A war that Hillary Clinton and John Kerry voted for has led people to make more money gaming the system rather than working for $15 bucks an hour?

    But hey, don't let your talking points get in the way of a brief but stupid rant.
    2001400ex said:

    I'm pretty sure it has more to do with wars, recessions, and stuff like that. But hey,, why let facts get in the way.

  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,495 Standard Supporter

    Does the gubermint have nice teats?

    Meh.
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  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,708 Founders Club
    edited May 2015
    There are definitely people who game the system. Loadsock and his wife saw a couple showing off a nice rock at Ghetto-Mart IIRC. They used their EBT card for their food purchase... There are people driving $30,000 cars with really nice phones who get free or reduced lunch for their child. There are these foreigners who go into a Ross who drive $70,000 BMWs. Most people who can afford those cars shop at Dillard's or Nordstrom.

    Like Fremont said, it's hard to judge without good stats though. I doubt that many people get $75,000 of free stuff for watching Jerry and Judge Joe Brown all day.
  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    edited May 2015
    Go to baltimore and interview the townsfolk. Follow that up with trips to every major inner city and interview the townsfolk. There's your link little guy.

    Drive by a DSHS office and look at the parking lot. All SUV's with $5000 21's and low pro's. Immigrants with 5 kids picking up government checks. Very common. Pathetic but true. Do I need a "link" for that too Thomas?
  • 2001400ex2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457

    Go to baltimore and interview the townsfolk. Follow that up with trips to every major inner city and interview the townsfolk. There's your link little guy.

    Drive by a DSHS office and look at the parking lot. All SUV's with $5000 21's and low pro's. Immigrants with 5 kids picking up government checks. Very common. Pathetic but true. Do I need a "link" for that too Thomas?

    Pics would work. I'm sure you go to the dshs office weekly.
  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    When you save enough pennies to buy a gallon of gas Ex, Get out of the Kent projects you live and drive by one yourself.
  • 2001400ex2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457

    When you save enough pennies to buy a gallon of gas Ex, Get out of the Kent projects you live and drive by one yourself.

    The best part is you think people pick up checks now. Just shows your intelligence. Or how much you are full of shit. Next is your story about waiting in line at the grocery store while people dig food stamps from their pocket.

    Just shake my head puppy.

  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    It's for EFFECT EX you stupid motherfucker. You take everything literally? Get past your 1st quarter at GRCC (the one you walk to from the projects on east hill) then join a discussion.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    It's for EFFECT EX you stupid motherfucker. You take everything literally? Get past your 1st quarter at GRCC (the one you walk to from the projects on east hill) then join a discussion.

    GO GATORS
  • 2001400ex2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457

    It's for EFFECT EX you stupid motherfucker. You take everything literally? Get past your 1st quarter at GRCC (the one you walk to from the projects on east hill) then join a discussion.

    I know you are being sarcastic, but it's actually my 8th grade education that's the issue.

    But keep pressing. It's what I expect from you.
  • sarktasticsarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    6-9 Months ago, the story was how you could get step by step help from a .gov web site in multiple languages. Yes, this is true, no I'm not surprised hondo has been instructed to aggressively obfuscate this.
  • HuskyInAZHuskyInAZ Member Posts: 1,732

    6-9 Months ago, the story was how you could get step by step help from a .gov web site in multiple languages. Yes, this is true, no I'm not surprised hondo has been instructed to aggressively obfuscate this.

    Is that some sexual maneuver I'm unaware of?
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Go to baltimore and interview the townsfolk. Follow that up with trips to every major inner city and interview the townsfolk. There's your link little guy.

    Drive by a DSHS office and look at the parking lot. All SUV's with $5000 21's and low pro's. Immigrants with 5 kids picking up government checks. Very common. Pathetic but true. Do I need a "link" for that too Thomas?

    LINK?
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