OT, I've got it all figured out (don't read if you're a pussy)

79smoothdawg

This came to me as I watched Oreegone win another game last night. We can solve the problem that exist down in Eugene with a simple plane. We head over to West Africa, get a plane full of infected Ebola bodies (they can be dead because I wouldn't do this to alive people. I'm sensitive like that and care about people). Back to the bodies, they are loaded up in a large bombing plane and we blitzkrieg Eugene with them and just watch nature take over. Any volunteers and leads on a bomber???

PurpleJ

We?

79smoothdawg

ok, you or anyone else interested. I did the hard part and came up with the plan.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Drop them on Autism Stadium and that stupid Matt Arena for starters.

PurpleJ

I'm sure Bill Gates would help with the money part. He cares about Africa and shit, but I know he doesn't care about UW football so he might take some selling on the idea. Sell him on the publicity angle. Good guy.

79smoothdawg

I like the angle of the humanitarian effort in W. Africa. It's for the children.

thechatch

lol at "Don't read if you're a pussy".

Do you know how stupid you sound?

RoadDawg55

But how did UW's fan base turn into Coog's?

79smoothdawg

I know Einstein got a lot of crap with some of his ideas, but we all know how that turned out. I can understand a little resistance to the idea.

RaceBannon

thechatch said:

lol at "Don't read if you're a pussy".

Do you know how stupid you sound?

As stupid as a guy bragging about his income?

Fire_Marshall_Bill

RoadDawg55 said:

But how did UW's fan base turn into Coog's?

Duckade.

I started really hating (instead of just disliking) Oregon back ca. 1998 when we still beat them.

PurpleJ

We should schedule the first college football game in West Africa for our "rivalry" game with the Ducks next year. For the kids. Then maybe our plane "breaks down" and our team can't get there, so we have to forfeit. So maybe instead of playing the game Oregon decides to smoke it all and go on a sight seeing tour of the area and some of the local villages to get some perspective on life outside of football. The duck fans can make fresh and creative 12-0 rivalry shirts and hopefully the team can bring back the ebola. It might just work.

thechatch

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

RoadDawg55 said:

But how did UW's fan base turn into Coog's?

Duckade.

I started really hating (instead of just disliking) Oregon back ca. 1998 when we still beat them.

Oregon won in 97, 98, 2000

HTH

Fire_Marshall_Bill

thechatch said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

RoadDawg55 said:

But how did UW's fan base turn into Coog's?

Duckade.

I started really hating (instead of just disliking) Oregon back ca. 1998 when we still beat them.

Oregon won in 97, 98, 2000

HTH

And lost in '99, 2002 and 2003...and '96 I think...you Ebola Ducks are still more obsessed with it...

sarktastic

79smoothdawg said:

ok, you or anyone else interested. I did the hard part and came up with the plan.

Nsadawg?

Canard

79Sd's last great plan:

Dig up and resurrect Don James.

FreeChavez

RaceBannon said:

thechatch said:

lol at "Don't read if you're a pussy".

Do you know how stupid you sound?

As stupid as a guy bragging about his income?

alleged income

thechatch

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

thechatch said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

RoadDawg55 said:

But how did UW's fan base turn into Coog's?

Duckade.

I started really hating (instead of just disliking) Oregon back ca. 1998 when we still beat them.

Oregon won in 97, 98, 2000

HTH

And lost in '99, 2002 and 2003...and '96 I think...you Ebola Ducks are still more obsessed with it...

You're the one who was talking about back in 98 when UW used to beat Oregon. I'm well aware of the 99, 02, and 03 UW wins over Oregon.

EwaDawg

79smoothdawg said:

This came to me as I watched Oreegone win another game last night. We can solve the problem that exist down in Eugene with a simple plane. We head over to West Africa, get a plane full of infected Ebola bodies (they can be dead because I wouldn't do this to alive people. I'm sensitive like that and care about people). Back to the bodies, they are loaded up in a large bombing plane and we blitzkrieg Eugene with them and just watch nature take over. Any volunteers and leads on a bomber???

I hate ebola as much as anyone, but Eugene? Really? That's nasty, even for ebola.