Today's date in UW-UO history.

TTJ

On 10/16/07, ToddTurnerFS said:

"What people need to understand is that this is a very, very difficult rebuilding job...Maybe as difficult as any in the country for a number of reasons...The kids are not the same...They've got a different level of commitment and focus and determination. Our biggest challenge is to try to field teams that look like Southern Cal or Cal or Oregon or Ohio State, and we've got some work to do there...I'm as disappointed as anybody when we lose a game. But you have to look at the big picture, and the big picture is vastly improved...In my mind, I think the one thing that is most critical for us is recruiting and trying to find players for our program that look like the players we are playing against, and have a lot of them that are fast, big and strong and talented...And I've got to look too and see, what have we done to help? Have we created the environment here that can compete with Oregon and USC and Ohio State? [Recruits] are young and impressionable kids, and if we are not doing the right things as a university that give us a level playing field in recruiting against those people, we are going to struggle. But the one thing you can rest assured is we are not going to cut corners. We are going to do it the right way."

Although it reads like DFI satire, TTSF actually said this shit.

RaceBannon

The best satire always comes from reality. Man talk about dark days and years and a decade of despair

TierbsHsotBoobs

But how was Douchehelmet a bad AD?

dnc

Now more than ever before, CAL IS TOO DAMN HIGH

dnc

RaceBannon said:

The best satire always comes from reality. Man talk about dark days and years and a duckade of despair

TierbsHsotBoobs

RaceBannon said:

The best satire always comes from reality. Man talk about dark days and years and a decade of despair

That is some dark shit man.

topdawgnc

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

RaceBannon said:

The best satire always comes from reality. Man talk about dark days and years and a decade of despair

That is some dark shit man.

RaceBannon said:

The best satire always comes from reality. Man talk about dark days and years and a decade of despair

LawDawg1

TTJ said:

On 10/16/07, ToddTurnerFS said:

"What people need to understand is that this is a very, very difficult rebuilding job...Maybe as difficult as any in the country for a number of reasons...The kids are not the same...They've got a different level of commitment and focus and determination. Our biggest challenge is to try to field teams that look like Southern Cal or Cal or Oregon or Ohio State, and we've got some work to do there...I'm as disappointed as anybody when we lose a game. But you have to look at the big picture, and the big picture is vastly improved...In my mind, I think the one thing that is most critical for us is recruiting and trying to find players for our program that look like the players we are playing against, and have a lot of them that are fast, big and strong and talented...And I've got to look too and see, what have we done to help? Have we created the environment here that can compete with Oregon and USC and Ohio State? [Recruits] are young and impressionable kids, and if we are not doing the right things as a university that give us a level playing field in recruiting against those people, we are going to struggle. But the one thing you can rest assured is we are not going to cut corners. We are going to do it the right way."

Although it reads like DFI satire, TTSF actually said this shit.


I hate you.

RoadDawg55

Schools actually consult with this nitwit before hiring new head coaches.

dnc

RoadDawg55 said:

Schools actually consult with this nitwit douchehelmet before hiring new head coaches.

Gladstone

Unbelievable.

Swaye

But without TT, we wouldn't have half brains. Think about that.

GrundleStiltzkin

Swaye said:

But without TT, we wouldn't have half brains. Think about that.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Swaye said:

But without TT, we wouldn't have half brains. Think about that.

This reminds me of the end scene of Conan the Barbarian when Thulsa Doom tells Conan that he is really Conan's father or some like that.

dnc

Swaye said:

But without TT, we wouldn't have half brains. Think about that.

Halfmind blown.

dnc

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Swaye said:

But without TT, we wouldn't have half brains. Think about that.

This reminds me of the end scene of Conan the Barbarian when Thulsa Doom tells Conan that he is really Conan's father or some like that.

So you're saying Tawdy is one of our two dads???

PurpleReign

Swaye said:

But without TT, we wouldn't have half brains. Think about that.

MikeDamone

http://collegiatesportsassociates.com/todd-turner/

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Swaye said:

But without TT, we wouldn't have half brains. Think about that.

This reminds me of the end scene of Conan the Barbarian when Thulsa Doom tells Conan that he is really Conan's father or some like that.

SPOILER ALERT, ASSHOLE!

DerekJohnson

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Swaye said:

But without TT, we wouldn't have half brains. Think about that.

This reminds me of the end scene of Conan the Barbarian when Thulsa Doom tells Conan that he is really Conan's father or some like that.

SPOILER ALERT, ASSHOLE!

Fuck, that was next on my Netflix queue.

PurpleJ

MikeDamone said:

http://collegiatesportsassociates.com/todd-turner/

On two occasions, his teams at the University of Washington (2004-2008) won national championships.