Sark's post game comments

AtomicPiss

"I said this to the team: 'God's got a plan, but we're not exactly sure what his plan is for us yet," USC coach Steve Sarkisian said. "He's sure testing our will, our resolve, our leadership, our character. I couldn't be more proud of our team just to continue to fight."

PurpleBaze

Sark talking about God? That's fucking hilarious.

AtomicPiss

You see, all the adversity they've faced has nothing to do with mistakes he and his staff have made. No, it's because God has a special plan for Sark and has been testing him.

Dennis_DeYoung

He must be in pretty bad shape with his booze habit if he's starting to talk about God. That's what the last stage before you enter rehab... you've got to make sure that you, yourself are talking about behavior in grand terms and that there are higher forces at play.

Hahaha. Fuck 'im.

PurpleBaze

DerekJohnson said:

You see, all the adversity they've faced has nothing to do with mistakes he and his staff have made. No, it's because God has a special plan for Sark and has been testing him.

God does indeed have a special plan for Sark. He's sending Sark signs that he's a shitty coach, mentor, teacher, and motivator. God is telling him that he should go back to being a kiosk salesman in some Glendale mall.

chuck

I don't even know what to say to this. I fucking hate Sark. I guess that's all I've got.

Gladstone

Hahaha. The god card. Might be his best quote yet.

chuck

Dennis_DeYoung said:

He must be in pretty bad shape with his booze habit if he's starting to talk about God. That's what the last stage before you enter rehab... you've got to make sure that you, yourself are talking about behavior in grand terms and that there are higher forces at play.

Hahaha. Fuck 'im.

Nailed it.

GrundleStiltzkin

He (Sark, not God) looked pretty terrible on sidelines, kinda that Leaving Las Vegas sweaty sheen.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

GOD CARES A LOT ABOUT PAC 12 FOOTBALL SARK, NOT WAR, DISEASE, AND GREED N SHIT

sarktastic

I wonder what plan of God's has a married mentor of young men banging cocktail waitresses in the alley?

PurpleJ

Sark should become a lobbyist.

PurpleBaze

PurpleJ said:

Sark should become a lobbyist.

He's just slimy enough to be involved in politics.

PurpleJ

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

GOD CARES A LOT ABOUT PAC 12 FOOTBALL SARK, NOT WAR, DISEASE, AND GREED N SHIT

He follows the SEC, though.

BayDawg

The fucker should just stop talking. Period.

God? God fucking cringes when he thinks of Sark. If god truly was involved the special ed kicker would have made that kick. Thats what god would have wanted for Sark. Massive agony.

TierbsHsotBoobs

God supports cheating on your wife with a bunch of whores.

ThomasFremont

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

God supports cheating on your wife with a bunch of whores.

If any of you fucks actually READ a bible, you'd know God is into all kinds of twisted fucked up shit.

Since both of their reputations are based on lies and the idiocy of their supporters, I think Sark might actually be onto something here.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

PurpleJ said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

GOD CARES A LOT ABOUT PAC 12 FOOTBALL SARK, NOT WAR, DISEASE, AND GREED N SHIT

He follows the SEC, though.

Yes, he knows football, his son, fried foods, and guns are what those folks cling to.

Dardanus

Thou shalt eat In N Out seven times a week and regularly drink yourself into the hospital.

MikeDamone

Christ

MrsPetersen

Dennis_DeYoung said:

He must be in pretty bad shape with his booze habit if he's starting to talk about God. That's what the last stage before you enter rehab... you've got to make sure that you, yourself are talking about behavior in grand terms and that there are higher forces at play.

Maybe he should chat with this guy...