So, I'm in Boston....

Swaye

Few things of note...

1) Women here are surprisingly ugly (don't know what I expected...and their accent is horrific)
2) Bars are decent (should be in a town full of degenerate drunks)
3) Patriots fans make me wants to kill something...imagine all the 12s you have ever known talking shit with the word wicked preceeding everything...
4) Hipsters are fucking everywhere. If I see one more fedora I am going on a rampage punching spree...
5) If I see one more Boston Strong T-shirt, see number 4 (trying to make the death of a few people roughly equivalent to 9/11 - Boston = New York's little brother)

In closing, Fuck Boston.

And yes, this maybe should have gone in the Tug Tavern. IDGAF.

allpurpleallgold

Damone was almost killed in the marathon bombing. Show some respect.

Swaye

allpurpleallgold said:

Damone was almost killed in the marathon bombing. Show some respect.

If Damone says wicked all the fucking time, and wears a fedora, he probably should have been killed.

ThomasFremont

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o

Swaye

ThomasFremont said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o

I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."

Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.

AZDuck

You're gonna get arrested today

GrundleStiltzkin

Swaye said:

ThomasFremont said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o

I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."

Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.

Probably just some Tory loyalists trying to make real Bostonians look bad. Those people have long memories.

Swaye

AZDuck said:

You're gonna get arrested today

I imagine a scenario where I am sitting in a bar drinking Irish Car Bombs and an entire group of Boston locals are talking about the Patriots, wearing fedoras, and saying Injuns are wicked lazy. So I steal a huge pepperidge farms salami from one of the many fat and ugly Boston girls pigs in their group and start beating the shit out of all the faggy dudes in fedoras with the salami (75K) until the Boston PD shows up and rolls me. They will undoubtedly label me a domestic terrorist, and I will go to REAL prison for a nickle.

Doogles

Swaye said:

ThomasFremont said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o

I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."

Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.

Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.

Gladstone

Bash hipsters all you want, but bash fedoras and I'm OUT

Swaye

Doogles said:

Swaye said:

ThomasFremont said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o

I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."

Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.

Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.

That would really be taking one for the team.

GrundleStiltzkin

Swaye said:

Doogles said:

Swaye said:

ThomasFremont said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o

I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."

Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.

Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.

That would really be taking one for the team.

Is that Daniel Russo's Halloween costume?

MikeDamone

Swaye said:

Few things of note...

1) Women here are surprisingly ugly (don't know what I expected...and their accent is horrific)
2) Bars are decent (should be in a town full of degenerate drunks)
3) Patriots fans make me wants to kill something...imagine all the 12s you have ever known talking shit with the word wicked preceeding everything...
4) Hipsters are fucking everywhere. If I see one more fedora I am going on a rampage punching spree...
5) If I see one more Boston Strong T-shirt, see number 4 (trying to make the death of a few people roughly equivalent to 9/11 - Boston = New York's little brother)

In closing, Fuck Boston.

And yes, this maybe should have gone in the Tug Tavern. IDGAF.

Sounds like you hate people

PurpleReign

I think discipline-2-hole must be from Boston. He is taking this thread rather personally.

Swaye

PurpleReign said:

I think discipline-2-hole must be from Boston. He is taking this thread rather personally.

I just noticed that after you made comment. Maybe he is still in Boston and he is going to tell me to meet him at the 7-11 in Southie. That or he married some ugly Boston split tail. Or abundance.

AZDuck

His kid was killed by a drunk driver. You're a drunk. It's pretty easy to figure out.

Just don't fuck with his dog. He loves his dog.

Swaye

AZDuck said:

His kid was killed by a drunk driver. You're a drunk. It's pretty easy to figure out.

Just don't fuck with his dog. He loves his dog.

I haven't been paying that much attention to him. He is easily forgettable. I will watch his flailing more closely now.

PurpleReign

wtf does he say 'guy' so much? Is he Kazahakstan?


P.S. Sorry about your son discipline-the-2-hole.

Homebrew_Dawg

Swaye said:

Doogles said:

Swaye said:

ThomasFremont said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o

I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."

Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.

Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.

That would really be taking one for the team.

So beautiful Boston girls are as commonplace as Saddam's weapons of mass destruction, eh?

PurpleReign

Homebrew_Dawg said:

Swaye said:

Doogles said:

Swaye said:

ThomasFremont said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o

I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."

Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.

Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.

That would really be taking one for the team.

So beautiful Boston girls are as commonplace as Saddam's weapons of mass destruction, eh?

So the beautiful Boston girls are all in Syria? Fuck me, that's terrible. Poor girls.

MikeDamone

AZDuck said:

His kid was killed by a drunk driver. You're a drunk. It's pretty easy to figure out.

Just don't fuck with his dog. He loves his dog.

More power to ya!