So I'm applying for a job

HuskyJW

Currently, do you identify as any of the following: Asexual, Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Pansexual, Questioning, Queer, Agender, Genderqueer, Intersex, Non-Gender, Third Gender, Transgender, Two-Spirit Biracial, Multicultural, Multiracial

PurpleThrobber

We're all a little bit Asexual, Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Pansexual, Questioning, Queer, Agender, Genderqueer, Intersex, Non-Gender, Third Gender, Transgender, Two-Spirit Biracial, Multicultural, Multiracial

Swaye

First mistake was applying for a job. Go home, get into the basement, slather Cheetos all over yourself and fart a couple times. You will feel much better.

PurpleReign

And Dr. Pepper.

ThomasFremont

WTF'd cuz actually, WTF?

For what job is that a question?

PurpleJ

Cheetosexual?

PurpleReign

third time a charm... asian massage parlor?

Doogles

HuskyJW said:

Currently, do you identify as any of the following: Asexual, Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Pansexual, Questioning, Queer, Agender, Genderqueer, Intersex, Non-Gender, Third Gender, Transgender, Two-Spirit Biracial, Multicultural, Multiracial

Why? Asking for a friend.

BennyBeaver

is there an "All of the the above" option?

PurpleBaze

They didn't have a "sweatpants boner degenerate who dabbles in faggotry" option?

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleJ said:

Cheetosexual?

whatshouldicareabout

HuskyJW said:

Currently, do you identify as any of the following: Asexual, Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Pansexual, Questioning, Queer, Agender, Genderqueer, Intersex, Non-Gender, Third Gender, Transgender, Two-Spirit Biracial, Multicultural, Multiracial

I don't see the one for me in there.

PostGameOrangeSlices

"Two-Spirit Biracial"

Me and my 2nd spirit Shaka Zulu are both pleased society FINALLY thinks we are legitimate!

FreeChavez

Don't forget an economy bucket of wet platinum

HuskyJW

This was for a job at a college in Washington

Not kidding

whatshouldicareabout

HuskyJW said:

This was for a job at a college in Washington

Not kidding

Why are you applying to work at Evergreen State?

huskyhooligan

Is there a Peanutbuttercupsexual?

Work with guys getting training at community colleges. This was basically the same thing they get asked when enrolling in the school. The times, they are a changing.

Rapeculturedawg

whatshouldicareabout said:

HuskyJW said:

This was for a job at a college in Washington

Not kidding

Why are you applying to work at Evergreen State?

Right there, is your correct answer

WilburHooksHands

HuskyJW said:

This was for a job at a college in Washington

Not kidding

It is not legal to ask you that question.

PurpleReign

I think I'm going to start identifying as some of those just to fuck with people and watch them walk on eggshells.

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleReign said:

I think I'm going to start identifying as some of those just to fuck with people and watch them walk on eggshells.

Great movie