Thoughts From the Weekend

Meek

College football is officially in its weirdest year... strong teams allover the map are struggling with cupcakes... games are having bizarre endings and I'm sure Vegas is laughing all the way to the bank.

UW was a dreck for the first half, but if I was to find a glimmer of hope, I'd have to say that I like to believe I saw a coach make halftime adjustments. Pettis is good chit.

Wine of the week is anything priced under $4 at Safeway, Grocery Outlet Bargain Market or Trader Joe's - they all can get you fairly drunk for a great price. I like to call them OKWs.

GrundleStiltzkin

Brilliant

CheersWestDawg

Meek said:

Wine of the week is anything priced under $4 at Safeway, Grocery Outlet Bargain Market or Trader Joe's - they all can get you fairly drunk for a great price. I like to call them OKWs.

Excellent tip here guys.

This will help you save some cash so you have more hooker and blow money.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

CheersWestDawg said:

Meek said:

Wine of the week is anything priced under $4 at Safeway, Grocery Outlet Bargain Market or Trader Joe's - they all can get you fairly drunk for a great price. I like to call them OKWs.

Excellent tip here guys.

This will help you save some cash so you have more hooker and blow money.

Life is all about priorities and hookers and blow should always be at the top of any priority list

Vegasdawg

Why waste four bucks at the store when you can mix up a bathtub full of home brew?

doogsinparadise

Hey, as long as we're giving wine recs, does it drink like a merlot?

AZDuck

On a per ounce basis, I find that gin and bleach with a twist of drano has the desired effect

PurpleReign

Next time you are in a Men's room, write Judes phone number on the stall. Make it happen.

MikeDamone

Yes, Pettis. I like the way he gets up field.

Wine of the week: Costco Kirkland brand Cab from the Stags Leap District. It's a cab that drinks like a cab and it's good shit. Save an empty expensive bottle and decant the costco wine. Set out the expensive empty and lead people to believe that's what they are drinking. They will be impressed and you will profit. Maybe even get laid.

CheersWestDawg

MikeDamone said:

Maybe even get laid.

This bored is full of great tips.

EsophagealFeces

MikeDamone said:

Yes, Pettis. I like the way he gets up field.

Wine of the week: Costco Kirkland brand Cab from the Stags Leap District. It's a cab that drinks like a cab and it's good shit. Save an empty expensive bottle and decant the costco wine. Set out the expensive empty and lead people to believe that's what they are drinking. They will be impressed and you will profit. Maybe even get laid.

You can't put a price on pro tips like this. Worth way more than $10.95 a month.

whlinder

MikeDamone said:

Yes, Pettis. I like the way he gets up field.

Wine of the week: Costco Kirkland brand Cab from the Stags Leap District. It's a cab that drinks like a cab and it's good shit. Save an empty expensive bottle and decant the costco wine. Set out the expensive empty and lead people to believe that's what they are drinking. They will be impressed and you will profit. Maybe even get laid.

100% serious +1. The Costco Cab is the shit. $8 for 1.5L. Aerate it and chug it.

Also, Costco Vodka: fuck yeah.

MikeDamone

whlinder said:

MikeDamone said:

Yes, Pettis. I like the way he gets up field.

Wine of the week: Costco Kirkland brand Cab from the Stags Leap District. It's a cab that drinks like a cab and it's good shit. Save an empty expensive bottle and decant the costco wine. Set out the expensive empty and lead people to believe that's what they are drinking. They will be impressed and you will profit. Maybe even get laid.

100% serious +1. The Costco Cab is the shit. $8 for 1.5L. Aerate it and chug it.

Also, Costco Vodka: fuck yeah.

It's not $8. More like $18. But still

whlinder

Oh fuck me... I can't read.
I'm talking about the Kirkland Cab Sav. Which in VA is $8 for 1.5L and is good.

AEB

MikeDamone said:

Yes, Pettis. I like the way he gets up field.

Wine of the week: Costco Kirkland brand Cab from the Stags Leap District. It's a cab that drinks like a cab and it's good shit. Save an empty expensive bottle and decant the costco wine. Set out the expensive empty and lead people to believe that's what they are drinking. They will be impressed and you will profit. Maybe even get laid.

If it's labeled "Stags Leap" then they're bottling surplus grapes from Stags Leap, Pine Ridge, Chimney Rock, etc. Cadillac cabs that drink like cabs which is nice.

MikeDamone

AEB said:

MikeDamone said:

Yes, Pettis. I like the way he gets up field.

Wine of the week: Costco Kirkland brand Cab from the Stags Leap District. It's a cab that drinks like a cab and it's good shit. Save an empty expensive bottle and decant the costco wine. Set out the expensive empty and lead people to believe that's what they are drinking. They will be impressed and you will profit. Maybe even get laid.

If it's labeled "Stags Leap" then they're bottling surplus grapes from Stags Leap, Pine Ridge, Chimney Rock, etc. Cadillac cabs that drink like cabs which is nice.

Decant it and put out an empty bottle of Phelps Insignia. 99.9% of people won't know the difference. And you shouldn't be friends with the .1% that do. They're assholes.

WilburHooksHands

No bullshit buy a $2.99 latte foamer, pour any red in a glass, and take that foamer to it. 10 second aeration and makes almost anything drink like a champ.

MikeDamone

WilburHooksHands said:

No bullshit buy a $2.99 latte foamer, pour any red in a glass, and take that foamer to it. 10 second aeration and makes almost anything drink like a champ.

2.99 might be a bit low. 10.99 maybe. But point taken. That's the spirit.

H_D

PurpleReign said:

Next time you are in a Men's room, write Judes phone number on the stall. Make it happen.

Whoa! That is premium content you are poasting there.

PurpleReign

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Ask my lawyer:

whatshouldicareabout

PurpleReign said:

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Ask my lawyer:

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