Race Bannon's Inexorable March toward 100,000 posts
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Race was the first online UW fan I remember appreciating and consistently looked forward to reading his posts. This is embarrassing to say but he was the reason I purchased a doogman subscription with my hard-earned theme park summer job money (lmaooo). I felt like I was being gaslit by most of the fandom, leadership, and other students about football success being unrealistic -- until I saw Race savagely attack Griswold and some of his enablers about being WASHINGTON. Total formative moment there to learn I wasn't being hysterical about wanting to get back to winning and competing for ships etc. I was an impressionable sophomore who was completely flummoxed at how UW either gave zero shits about football or worse yet -- seemed to actively try to kill it. With a traveling parent, I was often raised by VHS tapes of the glory days. My mom realized she didn't need to hire a sitter because I would be all fucking in on watching CFB no matter the circumstance lmao. I probably watched every '91 game 50 times in my youth.
In the mid-2000s I was starting to get into online CFB forums. DM was like an episode of Black Mirror with all of the self-loathing gibberish and @He_Needs_More_Time type posts. People defending Willingham. Mods saying I and others like me were too unrealistic and that times had changed. Our literal AD openly said we should try to emulate Oregon and was shocked that people demanded wins. I was elected to some silly student council-type position and got to work with Todd himself for 2-3 times a month. He looked at me like an alien in the only conversation about football we ever had, when I innocently (I swear lol) asked him how he defined success for his coaches. It was Race by far whose posts read like exultations toward my soul to keep the faith and never turn to apathy. Yale was next and he was still there by the time I got banned and Race left.
So come 2007 I am convinced that we need to fire Willingham after year 3 (no shit) to literally save the program or damn it forever. So yeah, all of the Mora hype then was like DEFCON 1 for me. I was not active in the cake bullshit, mostly lurked, but intensely followed the entire thing. I would fall asleep to a mp3 rip I made of the Mora KJR interview saying he'd leave a Super Bowl run with the Falcons to take the UW job. That shit was so validating haha. I was/am such a nut I took breaks from GRE and GMAT prep and dragged my poor then-GF to Schmidt Hall to formally start a student petition to fire Willingham. I was rejected on the spot and escorted out of the building like a troublemaker. True story. I did some serious introspection and probably should have given up the dream for my health's sake, but honestly it was Race's hilarious (and intelligent) diatribes that reminded me that I was on the right side of the divide. It may have been the losing side in terms of 1994-2014 results, but we were fighting to restore the program to our rightful place. Like a really dorky Brutus or even ol' Captain Mal.
Hmm my post packs way more homoerotic tension than I originally planned, I swear. That or this reads like an eulogy lmao. Never meet or learn more about your heroes, kids. First it was Mel. Then Race. Now Kanye. Sigh 😂
tl;dr winners win get fucked -
Still waiting on a new edition of Duck Fighter Illustrated.
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You want to take the gloves off Race? You want to get down in a pissing match? Let's do it. Let's roll.
I'm getting completely fed up with your hate, negativity, and throwing people under the bus.
Quite frankly Race, I'm very, VERY happy that I don't know you. I'm quite happy that I don't lead what appears to be such a pathetic life that is faced with looking for the negativity in every situation. You need to go find something to smile at. Last I checked, it's summertime. The weather in Seattle seems to be pretty damn good right now - why don't you go check that out.
You are pretty damn wrong about things. You may think that the amount of time that you keep spewing your views that that you've now heard it enough times that you are right. Doesn't make you right.
You talk about 12-47 like that happened out of the blue sky. I've never seen you once suggest that the process of the downfall of this program began well before Emmert arrived.
You want facts? You want truth? Here's your truth.
Emmert came to the UW prior to the GLORIOUS 1-10 season under Gilby. The year before that (2003) Gilby managed to do enough to get us to 6-6, but that included the debacle at Cal where we gave up 700 yards (or thereabouts). It was an indifferent team that pretty much was at best mediocre. We lost 5 of our last 8, including the blowout to Cal, the blowout to UCLA, and a home loss to NEVADA. Yep, the program was heading in the right direction.
The 2002 season under Slick was another sterling season example that is most remembered for the "Northwest Championship." That was great. But it hid the fact that going into the "Northwest Championship" we were a 4-5 football team that was pretty much a joke at 1-4 in the conference. In both 2002 and 2003, we finished the season with a 4-4 conference record.
These weren't good football teams. The trend was heading downhill.
Emmert comes on board and immediately gets sadled with the Gilby 1-10 debacle.
Prior to Emmert coming on board, Babs jumps ship after a decade of mis-management, including allowing the stadium to begin the erosion process.
Throughout 2003, we're faced with Slick leaving and the subsequent lawsuit(s), Dr. Feelgood, and a whole mess with the softball program and Teresa Wilson.
Now keep in mind the following: ALL THIS HAPPENED BEFORE EMMERT WAS ANYWHERE NEAR BEING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON.
Things were not in great shape. I think just about everybody knew that.
A search committee is formed to replace Babs. The BOR, upper campus, and the big donor supporters of the school are sick of the egg showing up on their face. They are sick of the country club that Babs ran and the loose way she ran the department - particularly in light of what went on with Slick. They wanted someone prim, proper, and who they could count on would not sully the University name. ENTER TODD TURNER.
Now, this pretty much gets you up to the point where Emmert was hired. Did he have to sign off on the hiring of Turner? Most likely. But whatever.
At this point, Emmert isn't responsible for the on-field performance of the football program. There is a coach in place. It's not Emmert's job to oversee the football program or any other program in the athletic department. That job belongs to Todd Turner. It's Emmert's job to monitor the job performance of Todd Turner.
So 1-10 happens. Gilby is canned by Turner (rightfully so). Yes, the program went 1-10. But the actions of those charged with overseeing the program were correct. Turner fired the coach for poor performance. If I'm in Emmert's shoes, I can't complain.
Coaching search takes place and Turner has his heart set on Tyrone Willingham. It's Turner's hire. It's not Emmert's hire. Surely Emmert had to sign off on the hire. That's fine. You want to throw some blame on him for not having the foresight to negate the hire. That's fine. But the hire isn't Emmert's responsibility. It's Turner's responsibility. It's Emmert's responsibility to hold Turner accountable for the hire (which he did 3 years later when it was obvious that Tyrone wasn't the answer).
So Tyrone goes 2-9 the first year after a 1-10 year. Not great. Warning signs start going off, particularly with some poor performance to close games. But it's the first year of the regime and really hard to get too critical.
The next year the program goes 5-7 and has 2 significant events. The first significant event is the loss of the QB to injury. I think many could argue that without the loss of Isaiah that year, we go 6-6. The second event that was significant was the "suddenly senior" day and the unexplicable loss to Stanford with the most emotionless football team anybody had ever seen. Again, there's not enough there to fire Tyrone at that point. There are warning signs. There is ground to pretty much tell Tyrone that the following year is an action year where something needs to happen. He's on a short leash at this point in my opinion.
The following year we lose games in ways that are unexplainable. Blow a huge loss to Arizona - a game we should have never lost. The most ridiculous ending to an Apple Cup I've ever seen where a guy was open by 20 yards coming out of a timeout. Blowing a pair of 21 point leads to Hawai'i. It was pretty obvious at this point that things weren't working. Coaching change was in order. Perhaps an AD change was also in order. The coaching change was blocked and complicated. The AD's head fell - and rightfully so due to some other issues that he had and such a terrible hire of a head coach.
Prior to the decision to fire Tyrone after 2007, it's really hard to argue with ANYTHING that Emmert had done with respect to the football program.
I will say that bringing Tyrone back for 2008 was a disasterous mistake. It should have never happened. You want to throw 0-12 on Emmert - I'm all for it. I think if you caught Emmert in a reflective, truthful moment, he would tell you in hindsight that he should have made the move and that it wasn't worth the carnage of 0-12.
Throw Emmert under the bus for 2008. That's his responsibility. 2004-2007? Not so much. By all means, please, please tell me where he has responsibility for 2004 and 2007 other than the fact that he's the University President. Please tell me what specific actions that he did to undermine the program. You aren't going to find them - they aren't there.
Your criticism of Emmert is ridiculous. Your criticism of Woodward is just downright comical.
Where has Woodward screwed this program? He has only been responsible for this program in the summer of 2008 in a full-time role. Are you going to hold him to the fire for being the interim AD for the first half of 2008? How is he responsible for anything from 2004-2007 when he wasn't even involved with the Athletic Department? Talk about conspiracy theories. This may be one of the greatest conspiracy theories I've ever seen.
I don't like losing. I don't like what I've seen the last 5 years. It's made me sick to my stomach many times over. But unlike you, I can at least take a step back and realize that the genesis of this problem began well before Mark Emmert became President of the University of Washington.
If I spent my time being a "mindless Race Bannon minion," then I'd be convinced that the only logical explanation for our failures have been Mark Emmert and Scott Woodward.
Quite frankly, that opinion is one of the most idiotic insanely stupid opinions that I've ever seen in my life.
I don't defend the "wrong targets." There is blame to be thrown Emmert's way. I readily acknowledge that. But it isn't his full blame. Babs deserves blame. Gerberding deserves blame. McCormick deserves some blame. Slick deserves some blame. Gilby deserves some blame. Turner deserves some blame. Tyrone deserves some blame. Of the names I've listed, only 3 of those names have any timeline that extends into any portion of Emmert's tenure. That's less than half of those names.
Quite frankly Race, you are a world class donkey. When I hear people bitch and moan about the people in the State of Washington - you are a crystal example of why people bitch about the State of Washington. When I hear people that bitch about the fans of the University of Washington and what their complaints are, you represent what those complaints are.
In my opinion, you are not good for the University of Washington. You aren't helping the program. You aren't helping the University. You are entirely self-serving and a pompous, egotistical jerk.
You are barking up the wrong tree if you are going after me. I'm not naive enough to shove my head so far up my arse to ignore what I am seeing. I don't think that there is anybody that knows me that would say that I wouldn't call a spade a spade.
All that paying for and attending games longer than I've been alive has done for you is given you a perceived ability to go be a bitter old man. Congrats on that.
Thanks for showing those of us in a younger generation how not to act in 20-30 years when we are in your shoes. -
Lowest tweet to follower ratio in history?FireCohen said:@TierbsHsotBoobs would have had 200k posts by now. Dude had over 100k twitter posts in 4 years or something
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That is fucking hilarious that some snot nosed sophomore asked him that shit. Tyfys Gladdy.Gladstone said:Race was the first online UW fan I remember appreciating and consistently looked forward to reading his posts. This is embarrassing to say but he was the reason I purchased a doogman subscription with my hard-earned theme park summer job money (lmaooo). I felt like I was being gaslit by most of the fandom, leadership, and other students about football success being unrealistic -- until I saw Race savagely attack Griswold and some of his enablers about being WASHINGTON. Total formative moment there to learn I wasn't being hysterical about wanting to get back to winning and competing for ships etc. I was an impressionable sophomore who was completely flummoxed at how UW either gave zero shits about football or worse yet -- seemed to actively try to kill it. With a traveling parent, I was often raised by VHS tapes of the glory days. My mom realized she didn't need to hire a sitter because I would be all fucking in on watching CFB no matter the circumstance lmao. I probably watched every '91 game 50 times in my youth.
In the mid-2000s I was starting to get into online CFB forums. DM was like an episode of Black Mirror with all of the self-loathing gibberish and @He_Needs_More_Time type posts. People defending Willingham. Mods saying I and others like me were too unrealistic and that times had changed. Our literal AD openly said we should try to emulate Oregon and was shocked that people demanded wins. I was elected to some silly student council-type position and got to work with Todd himself for 2-3 times a month. He looked at me like an alien in the only conversation about football we ever had, when I innocently (I swear lol) asked him how he defined success for his coaches. It was Race by far whose posts read like exultations toward my soul to keep the faith and never turn to apathy. Yale was next and he was still there by the time I got banned and Race left.
So come 2007 I am convinced that we need to fire Willingham after year 3 (no shit) to literally save the program or damn it forever. So yeah, all of the Mora hype then was like DEFCON 1 for me. I was not active in the cake bullshit, mostly lurked, but intensely followed the entire thing. I would fall asleep to a mp3 rip I made of the Mora KJR interview saying he'd leave a Super Bowl run with the Falcons to take the UW job. That shit was so validating haha. I was/am such a nut I took breaks from GRE and GMAT prep and dragged my poor then-GF to Schmidt Hall to formally start a student petition to fire Willingham. I was rejected on the spot and escorted out of the building like a troublemaker. True story. I did some serious introspection and probably should have given up the dream for my health's sake, but honestly it was Race's hilarious (and intelligent) diatribes that reminded me that I was on the right side of the divide. It may have been the losing side in terms of 1994-2014 results, but we were fighting to restore the program to our rightful place. Like a really dorky Brutus or even ol' Captain Mal.
Hmm my post packs way more homoerotic tension than I originally planned, I swear. That or this reads like an eulogy lmao. Never meet or learn more about your heroes, kids. First it was Mel. Then Race. Now Kanye. Sigh 😂
tl;dr winners win get fucked -
its coming for oregon 2.0Doog_de_Jour said:Still waiting on a new edition of Duck Fighter Illustrated.
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Post of the year.RaceBannon said:
Wilner has me ahead of @Swaye in the power rankingsExtraChrisB said:
Race is a touchdown favorite at a neutral siteYellowSnow said:
People forget @Swaye bested @RaceBannon in the @Gladstone sponsored Natty Game.JoeEDangerously said:On the Mt Rushmore of Husky fans. Maybe all four heads.
Race probably wins 34-17 in a rematch rather easily now that Swaye has been corrupted by too much of the White Man's wampum. -
I think you mean highest tweet to follower ratio, but you’re probably rightPostGameOrangeSlices said:
Lowest tweet to follower ratio in history?FireCohen said:@TierbsHsotBoobs would have had 200k posts by now. Dude had over 100k twitter posts in 4 years or something
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Tweet to follower ratio superiority guyEsophagealFeces said:
I think you mean highest tweet to follower ratio, but you’re probably rightPostGameOrangeSlices said:
Lowest tweet to follower ratio in history?FireCohen said:@TierbsHsotBoobs would have had 200k posts by now. Dude had over 100k twitter posts in 4 years or something
