PM to all you business owners, execs and paid consultants

sarktastic

(note: I originally typed 'managers' but corrected it quickly. I don't expect you to understand. Also, added 'paid' to consultants because unless you're actually cashing checks for the bullshit you spew, it doesn't really count)

In every disaster lies opportunity so I was thinking why not help out with the border problem while changing a few lives and making a buck or two?

Thinking of heading down to Az or Ca (hi race!) and 'adopting' a half dozen new landscapers. I figure get guys strong enough to run a mower and trimmer, I can easily undercut the competition without having to pay 'family' members. The barn outback can be converted into a bunkhouse... it's already plumbed for a shitter and shower.

I don't know... I'm just trying to help, ya know?

GrundleStiltzkin

Beautiful, just like how Amerikkka was founded. Hi ozone!

Fire_Marshall_Bill

This better be a whoosh

sarktastic

rather than sit on your ass and criticize those who are doing something to solve the problem, what are you doing to help solve the problem?

BTW, I'll beat your current landscape maintenance contract by 50% for the next six months.

Swaye

If you pay them 15 bucks an hour and get them an ID, I'm okay with this.

sarktastic

Do you pay your kids to mow the lawn?... I didn't think so.

All family members contribute to the lifestyle we enjoy.

MikeDamone

I don't get it.

whatshouldicareabout

They wouldn't get visas.

I am a paid consultant who runs a business where I charge $1,000 per post.

That'll be $1,000 for my input.

OZONE

I'm not following what your business plan is? There are already tons of landscape businesses out there with extremely cheap labor. What sets you apart? What is your value proposition?

unfrozencaveman

The barn outback can be converted into a bunkhouse... it's already plumbed for a shitter and shower.

Don't want to do that, it opens up pandoras box and you'll be hearing from Familias Unidas por la Justicia.

http://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/2014/06/skagit-berry-grower-must-offer-housing-to-families/

QuornDawg

sarktastic said:

(note: I originally typed 'managers' but corrected it quickly. I don't expect you to understand. Also, added 'paid' to consultants because unless you're actually cashing checks for the bullshit you spew, it doesn't really count)

In every disaster lies opportunity so I was thinking why not help out with the border problem while changing a few lives and making a buck or two?

Thinking of heading down to Az or Ca (hi race!) and 'adopting' a half dozen new landscapers. I figure get guys strong enough to run a mower and trimmer, I can easily undercut the competition without having to pay 'family' members. The barn outback can be converted into a bunkhouse... it's already plumbed for a shitter and shower.

I don't know... I'm just trying to help, ya know?

What? Has every Home Depot in the area run out of Messicans?

topdawgnc

monroecougdad said:

sarktastic said:

(note: I originally typed 'managers' but corrected it quickly. I don't expect you to understand. Also, added 'paid' to consultants because unless you're actually cashing checks for the bullshit you spew, it doesn't really count)

In every disaster lies opportunity so I was thinking why not help out with the border problem while changing a few lives and making a buck or two?

Thinking of heading down to Az or Ca (hi race!) and 'adopting' a half dozen new landscapers. I figure get guys strong enough to run a mower and trimmer, I can easily undercut the competition without having to pay 'family' members. The barn outback can be converted into a bunkhouse... it's already plumbed for a shitter and shower.

I don't know... I'm just trying to help, ya know?

What? Has every Home Depot in the area run out of Messicans?

Yes.

They are heading back to the border to find kids to bring back with them so they can stay.

Swaye

topdawgnc said:

monroecougdad said:

sarktastic said:

(note: I originally typed 'managers' but corrected it quickly. I don't expect you to understand. Also, added 'paid' to consultants because unless you're actually cashing checks for the bullshit you spew, it doesn't really count)

In every disaster lies opportunity so I was thinking why not help out with the border problem while changing a few lives and making a buck or two?

Thinking of heading down to Az or Ca (hi race!) and 'adopting' a half dozen new landscapers. I figure get guys strong enough to run a mower and trimmer, I can easily undercut the competition without having to pay 'family' members. The barn outback can be converted into a bunkhouse... it's already plumbed for a shitter and shower.

I don't know... I'm just trying to help, ya know?

What? Has every Home Depot in the area run out of Messicans?

Yes.

They are heading back to the border to find kids to bring back with them so they can stay.

#Obama#Itsnotamnesty

Fire_Marshall_Bill

MikeDamone said:

I don't get it.

I don't think anyone does.

topdawgnc

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

MikeDamone said:

I don't get it.

I don't think anyone does.

Especially the guy you voted for.

doogsinparadise

Topdawgnc, pressing, most threads.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

topdawgnc said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

MikeDamone said:

I don't get it.

I don't think anyone does.

Especially the guy you voted for.

you're not very good at this