UW G.O.A.T female athletes have a TE fetish

whlinder

Kelsey Plum getting hitched to Darren Waller.

KOMO 4 buttfucker


Hopefully they can be less insane than roast beef Solo and Jerramy.

Quietcowskee

I’d pay some NIL $ for that.🤷‍♂️

PurpleBaze

She has a better arm than Browning.

GrundleStiltzkin

I’d assumed she was lesbian. Mazaltov to the happy couple.

JaWarrenJaHooker

Wood

UW_Doog_Bot

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Wood

YellowSnow

GrundleStiltzkin said:

I’d assumed she was lesbian. Mazaltov to the happy couple.

Most definitely not.

YellowSnow

@DerekJohnson Wikipedia tells me the fiancé is the great grandson of Fats Waller.

BennyBeaver

Of the Bonney Lake Waller’s?

whlinder

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

I’d assumed she was lesbian. Mazaltov to the happy couple.

Most definitely not.

I found the ESPN long feature on her where she is quoted as pissed at the WNBA for over-marketing her as a straight white girl.

The attention that comes with being the No. 1 pick only added to the pressure Plum experienced at Washington. "Let's be real," Plum says. "It doesn't help that I'm straight. I'm white. I'm probably, to that point, one of the most overhyped, overmarketed college players that we've seen in the national spotlight. And then all of a sudden I come into the W and everyone wants to just kill you."

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During her first season, Plum started 23 of the 31 games she played and averaged 8.5 points and 3.4 assists in 22.9 minutes. She made the WNBA All-Rookie team, though Allisha Gray, the No. 4 pick at Dallas, was named Rookie of the Year. It wasn't a dominant debut season by any metric, but Plum still saw her face promoting her team and her league and felt it was undeserved. She blocked the WNBA on social media. She has said that she still has the league blocked today.

"They were trying to milk everything out of me in my rookie year and it was brutal," Plum says. "I wasn't ready for it. I didn't want it. I just wanted to, like, play basketball. My rookie year, man, it was worse than picking up the dog poop for sure."

Doogles

Wasn't JoJo getting after it at UW?

RaceBannon

whlinder said:

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

I’d assumed she was lesbian. Mazaltov to the happy couple.

Most definitely not.

I found the ESPN long feature on her where she is quoted as pissed at the WNBA for over-marketing her as a straight white girl.

The attention that comes with being the No. 1 pick only added to the pressure Plum experienced at Washington. "Let's be real," Plum says. "It doesn't help that I'm straight. I'm white. I'm probably, to that point, one of the most overhyped, overmarketed college players that we've seen in the national spotlight. And then all of a sudden I come into the W and everyone wants to just kill you."

--
During her first season, Plum started 23 of the 31 games she played and averaged 8.5 points and 3.4 assists in 22.9 minutes. She made the WNBA All-Rookie team, though Allisha Gray, the No. 4 pick at Dallas, was named Rookie of the Year. It wasn't a dominant debut season by any metric, but Plum still saw her face promoting her team and her league and felt it was undeserved. She blocked the WNBA on social media. She has said that she still has the league blocked today.

"They were trying to milk everything out of me in my rookie year and it was brutal," Plum says. "I wasn't ready for it. I didn't want it. I just wanted to, like, play basketball. My rookie year, man, it was worse than picking up the dog poop for sure."

Straight white person a victim?

Now I've heard it all

Tittt

YellowSnow

whlinder said:

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

I’d assumed she was lesbian. Mazaltov to the happy couple.

Most definitely not.

I found the ESPN long feature on her where she is quoted as pissed at the WNBA for over-marketing her as a straight white girl.

The attention that comes with being the No. 1 pick only added to the pressure Plum experienced at Washington. "Let's be real," Plum says. "It doesn't help that I'm straight. I'm white. I'm probably, to that point, one of the most overhyped, overmarketed college players that we've seen in the national spotlight. And then all of a sudden I come into the W and everyone wants to just kill you."

--
During her first season, Plum started 23 of the 31 games she played and averaged 8.5 points and 3.4 assists in 22.9 minutes. She made the WNBA All-Rookie team, though Allisha Gray, the No. 4 pick at Dallas, was named Rookie of the Year. It wasn't a dominant debut season by any metric, but Plum still saw her face promoting her team and her league and felt it was undeserved. She blocked the WNBA on social media. She has said that she still has the league blocked today.

"They were trying to milk everything out of me in my rookie year and it was brutal," Plum says. "I wasn't ready for it. I didn't want it. I just wanted to, like, play basketball. My rookie year, man, it was worse than picking up the dog poop for sure."

Good pull @whlinder

So on a couple of random side notes...some years back I was sitting in suite of downtown Seattle hotel talking to a then WNBA head corch about Kelsey's rookie season and where she needed to grow her game. We also talked about the lesbian dominance of the sport professionally, but never touched on Kelsey's straightness for whatever reason.

Also, Kelsey and I both lived in the same San Diego suburb of Poway, CA (different HS's though). @RaceBannon knows where Poway is and probably laid some carpets there or some shit.

YellowSnow

UW_Doog_Bot said:

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Wood

Fuck them NCAA woman's athletes!!!

Am I right @Fire_Marshall_Bill or am I right??

Sarkingham

YellowSnow said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Wood

Fuck them NCAA woman's athletes!!!

Am I right @Fire_Marshall_Bill or am I right??

For research purposes, her friend in the beach pic is Bri Ruiz-Bishop, another former Dawg WBB player. She's also married to Braden Bishop, formerly of the Mariners now with the Giants? I think.

RaceBannon

YellowSnow said:

whlinder said:

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

I’d assumed she was lesbian. Mazaltov to the happy couple.

Most definitely not.

I found the ESPN long feature on her where she is quoted as pissed at the WNBA for over-marketing her as a straight white girl.

The attention that comes with being the No. 1 pick only added to the pressure Plum experienced at Washington. "Let's be real," Plum says. "It doesn't help that I'm straight. I'm white. I'm probably, to that point, one of the most overhyped, overmarketed college players that we've seen in the national spotlight. And then all of a sudden I come into the W and everyone wants to just kill you."

--
During her first season, Plum started 23 of the 31 games she played and averaged 8.5 points and 3.4 assists in 22.9 minutes. She made the WNBA All-Rookie team, though Allisha Gray, the No. 4 pick at Dallas, was named Rookie of the Year. It wasn't a dominant debut season by any metric, but Plum still saw her face promoting her team and her league and felt it was undeserved. She blocked the WNBA on social media. She has said that she still has the league blocked today.

"They were trying to milk everything out of me in my rookie year and it was brutal," Plum says. "I wasn't ready for it. I didn't want it. I just wanted to, like, play basketball. My rookie year, man, it was worse than picking up the dog poop for sure."

Good pull @whlinder

So on a couple of random side notes...some years back I was sitting in suite of downtown Seattle hotel talking to a then WNBA head corch about Kelsey's rookie season and where she needed to grow her game. We also talked about the lesbian dominance of the sport professionally, but never touched on Kelsey's straightness for whatever reason.

Also, Kelsey and I both lived in the same San Diego suburb of Poway, CA (different HS's though). @RaceBannon knows where Poway is and probably laid some carpets there or some shit.

Did a Chase Bank in Poway

TheHB

Family lived in Poway and I spent every quarter break during UW days on San Diego beaches pretending I was from Arizona.

It worked back then.

Also: Plum is a lot hotter now than she used to be. And she sucks at marketing.

EwaDawg

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Wood

#MeTOO

WoolleyDoog

Former severe opioid addict covered in tattoos from foot to face. What could go wrong?

YellowSnow

YellowSnow said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Wood

Fuck them NCAA woman's athletes!!!

Am I right @Fire_Marshall_Bill or am I right??

People forget she wasn't even the hottest chick on those UW teams.

Katie Collier was one of the most beautiful UW student athletes of all time.

RoadDawg55

WoolleyDoog said:

Former severe opioid addict covered in tattoos from foot to face. What could go wrong?

There could be some Jeramy Stevens-Hope Solo drama in the upcoming months/years.