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Announcement for the Bored (I hate myself so I am getting married)
Not sure where to put this, and I feel quite certain NOGAF, but, well, I am getting married one month from today. July 13th, a day that will live in infamy. A few of the people I sext with from the boreds already knew about this, and I thank them for keeping this quiet for so long. Good dudes on this here fan message…
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An Ode to Hardcore Husky
No more coke and whores children destroy everything Swaye's life is over Skimming from Uber- more lucrative than you'd think Baze is fucking rich Many to Gulag It's cause and effect, Stalin: Dong meter now small We? are row boat school Peter pumper pummeled Pup (Super hot wife too) PRINCESS EATIG DCIK! LEAVEs despite gift…
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Transcript of conversation today with my dad when he called from the post office
(My dad is a retired CPA who does my taxes and bookkeeping. He checks the Hardcore Husky PO Box a couple times a week.) Stalin: Hello? Dad: Hello son, this is your father. Stalin: Hello papa. Dad: I'm calling from the Port Orchard post office. Stalin: Okay? What's up? Dad: Were you expecting some strange sort of package at…
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5K Post - EXCLUSIVE Interview with Doog_de_Jour
Editor’s Note: In honor of the bored’s favorite gay man reaching 5,000 shitpoasts, Hardcore Husky sent ace reporter and not-so-technically gifted writer Ruth “Softy” Grinolds to talk with DDJ about her tim inside college football’s most wretched hive of scum and villainy. HCH: Thank you for agreeing to sit down with us…
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PM to CFetters_Nacho_Lover
I'm hearing you want to see more charts and cartoons.
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Reasons to hate white ppl (pic thread)
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Deserves Own Thread: "Straight Outta ......"
I'll start:
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Drunken Ramblings - Death Row vs. Woodshed Pirates Edition
Thanksgiving Day was pretty good this year at my teepee - aside from the fact that I willingly celebrate an event that eventually led to the death of 90 percent of my tribe. But brisket is good, so whatever. I didn't know them anyway. Fuck it. So, both my Dads, the new sort of girlfriend thingie (finger tats artist girl…
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The HHB Children's Book Collection
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Story tim with Swaye....
Got into what I can only assume was egg nog that had gone bad on Thursday. Drank about a gallon of it that morning. Shit seems to have a raw oyster type of effect on me and I am looking for victory coitus immediately. CLS isn’t due for over a week and so I assume I am cleared in hot to paint the hallway one last tim before…
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Confessions of a doog
Once upon a time (in the pre 5 reasons world), I was the guy who would visit other boreds, notice a suspicious "dawg" handle causing trouble, and claim "he's not a Husky fan". I was classy like that. I once believed that Samek was right and 2003 was going to be 12-0 special. I defended "Coach" Romar. Only in confessing my…
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Cash Grab Update 8/30/18
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had…
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Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks
Well, I blew it. Go figure. Curse my alcoholic boob loving red hide. My surest path to long-term wealth is hanging by a thread. My short-term wealth is in the shitter. I haven’t gotten laid since last Friday. Thanksgiving never, and I do mean never, works out for me. This flameout is nowhere near as spectacular a story as…
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The Great Chincredible Failure 2018: Derek's Reaction
So yes, this is a link, but it might be worth your time to click the link and not be a lazy fuck. It took me about 20 minutes to make it, so the least you can do is click a link you bastards. Before anyone asks, I got some of our crack team of HH techny nerds on this today to try to figure out a way to embed it like a…
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Super Spectacular 10K Post
10,000 posts. I think this moment is supposed to be oddly fulfilling. If this site wasn’t such a pile of shit and infested with fags it might be. As it stands, hitting this milestone really puts things in perspective for me. I am a loser. I had originally planned on doing an ode to gif’s with my 10K (I like to call it 10K…