Duckfighter Illustrated: Jim L Mora Special Edition

MORA LEADS BRUINS OVER HUSKIES

MYLES JACK SCORES FOUR TDS IN HIS SPARE TIME

ZUMWALT GETS TURNOVERS

PRICE INJURED, MILES STEPS UP

TROJANS TIP OVER HOUSE OF CARDS

We didn't want him anyway

Race Bannon

Jim L. Mora continues to implode at ULCA as his 13th ranked Bruins continued their run to the South Division championship with an easy win over the superbly coached Washington Huskies. The Huskies remain winless in Pac 12 road play this season. The Huskies improved incrementally to 6-4 with the loss, setting themselves up nicely with a two game cushion to get to 7 wins this season.

Mora downplayed any ties to his alma mater after the game, noting that he'd prefer to coach somewhere that is serious about football. "UCLA has everything you need to compete for championships and that's what we're here to do. It won't take long."

Sark downplayed any ties to his alma mater after the game stating, "BYU has a great coach. I have everything I need here at Washington to compete for Gameday Championships. It won't take too long either, maybe seven or eight years."

Keith Price finally expired for good after another pounding brought to you by an offensive line that is truly offensive. Sark hopes to recruit some good linemen within the next several years as a bumper crop is due any day now.

Quarterback guru Sark has nobody waiting in the wings to replace Price, who is responsible for most of the losses the last three seasons. Allegedly.

It would be easy to sit here and gloat about being right but instead I'll just hand the football to the official and act like I've been here before, since I have for about 12 years now. Jim L Mora may not be a great football coach, but the talent he is amassing and the record he has so far certainly shows that he could be a great coach.

Sadly no such mystery remains with Sark. He is what he is. Seven. Win. Steve.

SEASON ENDING THOUGHTS

USC bitch slapped Stanford who aren't so tough when they aren't slapping Ducks around...the Trojans and the Bruins should battle for the South...but Arizona State looms first for the Bruins this week at the Rose Bowl...big game...the Huskies are on the road this week at Corvallis....road equals loss for those of you just joining us...the rest of the college season ended last week with the possible exception of the miracle kids from Auburn having a slight chance to knock Alabama out of the party...very slight...UW is in line for a remarkably shitty bowl...I care as much about that as I do about writing this worthless piece of shit DFI anymore...Fire Everybody...thanks...for...readi..ng