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What I think I think about Fresno State...always mix drugs and alcohol...

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  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
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    No fucking flowers. No dinner, no trinket like it never even happened.

























    In a few days start scouring old photo albums looking for cute friends with big tits and suggesting social meet ups.
  • Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
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    doogie said:

    No fucking flowers. No dinner, no trinket like it never even happened.

























    In a few days start scouring old photo albums looking for cute friends with big tits and suggesting social meet ups.

    This is a great point and another key tactic I use. I mention women that I know doing awesome things all the time. It's to knock her down a peg whenever it seems like she is going to have some sort of issue with me.

    Making women equal to men will ultimately be the downfall of this country.
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 28,705
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    Swaye said:

    So, a day after the meltdown and she is texting me today like nothing ever happened. I am really not sure what any of these means but I am not going to say anything. I hope she isn't lulling me into a false sense of security and then Lorena Bobbit's me next weekend. Dat ass doe. Worth the risk.

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    NTD, BB
  • tenndawgtenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
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    Swaye said:

    It finally all became clear last night. She has asked me to take her to see Home Again, with Reese Witherspoon, this weekend. So that's what she wants for recompense. Emasculating me in some goddamn romcom nightmare

    She's got you where she wants you, you will jump at the chance to go to BB&B to look for bathroom fixtures, since the alternative may be watching the extended director's cut of Pretty Woman...

    You will be longing for the golden days of missing games due to Fondue Parties...

    You had a good run, but that shit's over now
  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
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    Why not just take her to the Casino?
  • Ice_HolmvikIce_Holmvik Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,906
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    Answer, answer is obvious. Tell her you will get tickets to the movie. Wait a day then tell her that the only showing is during the Husky game. Tell her to invite her large chested friends over for a game viewing party cause you are watching the game.
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 100,682
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    Swaye's Wigwam
  • pawzpawz Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,676
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    I waited out this cunt ex's silent treatment for about 9 hours once and she ended up banging me. We were with other people doing dumb stuff around town so it wasn't as awkward or noticeable. Of course, I didn't grope anyone (that I can remember). To this day I don't know what I "did." Another reason I have little use for American women.

    This.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,538
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    Watching a reese Witherspoon movie is cruel and unusual.

    You know it's time to back off a bit and get real busy this weekend.

    I'm hearing something important just came up that you have to attend to.
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