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When the fuck did Uber start asking for tips?

Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,538
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edited August 2017 in Tug Tavern
If I wanted to tip I'd get kicked out of an Uber and call Lyft.


Fuck you San Francisco!
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  • Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
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    It's silly. I still don't tip.
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,750
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    edited August 2017
    I usually do give them a tip.














    Of course the tip is that if you're not making enough money from your fares, then you should find another side hustle. May be the reason I'm a 2.5 star recruit with them. But in Salem it doesn't matter as it just came on board and they'd practically blow ya just to have someone in the car.
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 100,693
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    I used Uber in Atlanta. Reminded me of Driving Miss Daisy
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,538
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    Mosster47 said:

    It's silly. I still don't tip.

    Did they just start this a couple days ago or is it only in certain cities?

    I used one Sunday and didn't have to
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,794
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    I used Uber in Atlanta. Reminded me of Driving Miss Daisy

    I too used Uber in Hotlanta. The drivers there are better than the ones in Seattle at talking college football. He told me Roll Tide and that we? had no chance. High level football analysis.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,794
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    Swaye's Wigwam

    I used Uber in Atlanta. Reminded me of Driving Miss Daisy

    I too used Uber in Hotlanta. The drivers there are better than the ones in Seattle at talking college football. He told me Roll Tide and that we? had no chance. High level football analysis.
    My driver thought I was a USC fan. Pretty sure that is the only team he knew out here.
    Maybe when we play Bammer in the Plunger Bowl part II, the New Orleans Uber drivers will know who our? Dawgs are.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,538
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    I used Uber in Atlanta. Reminded me of Driving Miss Daisy

    I too used Uber in Hotlanta. The drivers there are better than the ones in Seattle at talking college football. He told me Roll Tide and that we? had no chance. High level football analysis.
    My driver thought I was a USC fan. Pretty sure that is the only team he knew out here.
    Maybe when we play Bammer in the Plunger Bowl part II, the New Orleans Uber drivers will know who our? Dawgs are.
    Don't fuck with the NOLA uber drivers. You'll end up hog-tied and thrown in a dumpster in the Lower 9th Ward.



    Why? Are they Jews?
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,654
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    I used Uber in Atlanta. Reminded me of Driving Miss Daisy

    I too used Uber in Hotlanta. The drivers there are better than the ones in Seattle at talking college football. He told me Roll Tide and that we? had no chance. High level football analysis.
    My driver thought I was a USC fan. Pretty sure that is the only team he knew out here.
    Maybe when we play Bammer in the Plunger Bowl part II, the New Orleans Uber drivers will know who our? Dawgs are.
    Don't fuck with the NOLA uber drivers. You'll end up hog-tied and thrown in a dumpster in the Lower 9th Ward.



    Why? Are they Jews?
    No - gays from the Marigny.

  • MisterEmMisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
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    I used Uber in Atlanta. Reminded me of Driving Miss Daisy

    I too used Uber in Hotlanta. The drivers there are better than the ones in Seattle at talking college football. He told me Roll Tide and that we? had no chance. High level football analysis.
    My driver thought I was a USC fan. Pretty sure that is the only team he knew out here.
    Maybe when we play Bammer in the Plunger Bowl part II, the New Orleans Uber drivers will know who our? Dawgs are.
    Don't fuck with the NOLA uber drivers. You'll end up hog-tied and thrown in a dumpster in the Lower 9th Ward.



    Lyft is far better in NOLA.
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,750
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    MisterEm said:

    I used Uber in Atlanta. Reminded me of Driving Miss Daisy

    I too used Uber in Hotlanta. The drivers there are better than the ones in Seattle at talking college football. He told me Roll Tide and that we? had no chance. High level football analysis.
    My driver thought I was a USC fan. Pretty sure that is the only team he knew out here.
    Maybe when we play Bammer in the Plunger Bowl part II, the New Orleans Uber drivers will know who our? Dawgs are.
    Don't fuck with the NOLA uber drivers. You'll end up hog-tied and thrown in a dumpster in the Lower 9th Ward.



    Lyft is far better in NOLA.
    Rich Rod>Graham potd
  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
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    Is that what you learned from the Uber driver who turned off his Uber app when he received your Lyft request?
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,538
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    edited August 2017
    Just got driven to the bar in a self driving Uber.

    Wondered what those satellite on the roof having motherfuckers were up to.

    No tip.

    So now I've answered my own question.

    It's just the extra faggy cities.
  • DeepSeaZDeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
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    Just got driven to the bar in a self driving Uber.

    Wondered what those satellite on the roof having motherfuckers were up to.

    No tip.

    So now I've answered my own question.

    It's just the extra faggy cities.

    Knowing this exists I feel the need to have sex in one of these.
  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
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    You want to perform Cam sex?
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