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bananasnblondes · January 2015

Scott Eklund announced last week that 4* WR Jaylinn Hawkins had moved on from UW and just like clockwork, today there is news that Petersen will have an in home with Hawkins on Wednesday.

Most feel he is an ASU lean but the kid has not shown his cards at all about who he is favoring and Petersen has a streak of about 5 recruits in a row that he has honed in on and gotten a commitment from.

We should all thank Scott for realizing that whatever he reports, the opposite happens. Go get em Pete

WilburHooksHands · January 2015

It's honestly unbelievable how wrong he is all the god damned time.

RaccoonHarry · January 2015

WilburHooksHands said:
It's honestly unbelievable how wrong he is all the god damned time.

It's almost impossible to be wrong that often. He should try and turn that into a marketable skill.

HeretoBeatmyChest · January 2015

If Pete gets Hawkins and Warren then this class is an 'A' without a doubt.

AZDuck · January 2015

~~Fuck~~ Fudge, you ~~assholes~~ buttholes are making me hope UW gets him just so Ektard can be wrong (again).

ScroteDawg · January 2015

RaccoonHarry said:

WilburHooksHands said:
It's honestly unbelievable how wrong he is all the god damned time.
It's almost impossible to be wrong that often. He should try and turn that into a marketable skill.

He could work as an anti-recruiting service. Schools could pay him to say that recruits aren't going to their respective institutions, virtually assuring commitments for them. It would work at least 81% of the time. The profit margin would be huge if not for his food budget.

MrsPetersen · January 2015

bananasnblondes · January 2015

ScroteDawg said:

RaccoonHarry said:

WilburHooksHands said:
It's honestly unbelievable how wrong he is all the god damned time.
It's almost impossible to be wrong that often. He should try and turn that into a marketable skill.
He could work as an anti-recruiting service. Schools could pay him to say that recruits aren't going to their respective institutions, virtually assuring commitments for them. It would work at least 81% of the time. The profit margin would be huge if not for his food budget.

Based on the results this year, I think Petersen has already made this discovery and is exploiting it

loadsock · January 2015

Eklund123

insinceredawg · January 2015

I love how jsmdoogs starts a new post to ask Ektard stupid fucking questions every day. how does he not realize that Ektard knows nothing by now?

HuskyJW · January 2015

insinceredawg said:
I love how jsmdoogs starts a new post to ask Ektard stupid fucking questions every day. how does he not realize that Ektard knows nothing by now?

I played that for a while....I think it's a ruse to see what mundane questions you can get them to legitimately answer.

At least mine were.

Rapeculturedawg · January 2015

insinceredawg said:
I love how jsmdoogs starts a new post to ask Ektard stupid fucking questions every day. how does he not realize that Ektard knows nothing by now?

Someone send him an invite

Does he still bring up the capacity of Husky Stadium in his rants?

MrsPetersen · January 2015

jismdoog is a senile old fuck. SE A Q?!?!?!?1

fivehundredmileDAWG · January 2015

Jsmdoogs is Ektards biological father .... He mistook Ektards mother for a sheep on a moist Saturday evening just outside of Enumclaw (The Claw!) while she was harvesting shrooms in November 1972.

That is the reason for their symbiotic nature on the message boreds.

bananasnblondes · January 2015

fivehundredmileDAWG said:
Jsmdoogs is Ektards biological father .... He mistook Ektards mother for a sheep on a moist Saturday evening just outside of Enumclaw (The Claw!) while she was harvesting shrooms in November 1972.

That is the reason for their symbiotic nature on the message boreds.

I'm 81% sure that sheep are not the preferred barnyard lover in Enumclaw

Yes, that's a real movie based on the event. I've seen it.

HFNY · January 2015

You mean you saw the movie or you saw the real event?:

komonews.com/news/archive/4158101.html

bananasnblondes said:

fivehundredmileDAWG said:
Jsmdoogs is Ektards biological father .... He mistook Ektards mother for a sheep on a moist Saturday evening just outside of Enumclaw (The Claw!) while she was harvesting shrooms in November 1972.

That is the reason for their symbiotic nature on the message boreds.
I'm 81% sure that sheep are not the preferred barnyard lover in Enumclaw

Yes, that's a real movie based on the event. I've seen it.

unfrozencaveman · January 2015

If every ~~prediction~~ instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RerJWv5vwxc

PurpleBaze · January 2015

MrsPetersen said:

LOL'ed at The North Face jacket. The guy has never done anything outdoorsy. He hasn't been near a mountain or trail, much like 81% of people who wear North Face gear.

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