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Ken Griswold is a successful real estate agent, too?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
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    dnc said:

    Anyone doing reviews need to be sure and give him 1 house rating. A couple of them gave him 5, so he has a 3 house average. That needs to drop.

    If you noticed Jenn from the Dub Pub gave him a 1 star rating.

    Also on the Krisvashon one whoever posted that how do you not give the people her great singing lessons?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
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    Also btw, compare Kim's profile where it has no pics and before we came along no comments to some of his other counterparts.

    God damn this guy is a fucking joke. No wonder he looks like a raging alcoholic in every pic he posts.
  • EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,439
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    Founders Club

    Five Reasons has landed. This is the link, Chest.
    movoto.com/realestateagent/kim-grinolds

    Guys rule #1 to posting 5 reasons whether it be Real Estate, UW football, Seahawks or even basketball is you gotta put OSSAI ON THERE!

    Jesus get your shit together!
    I shit the bed on that one. I've gotten on other people for omitting Ossai and then I go and make the same mistake. Forgive me.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    Shit. Classics Bored. Belongs.

    Well done folks.
  • mobeymobey Member Posts: 3,254
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    Really well done.

    Made me laugh out loud.
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    Kim Grinolds
    I fought in Vietnam and in the Gulf War. I have led many soldiers into battle, but Kim is the real hero. He told my wife and I that our new home would be "special" and that it would just feel "different" from our previous homes. He ended up losing some great listings to the good real estate agents, but he ended up finding us a two bedroom duplex within walking distance of a mini mall. There mini mall even has a Jimmy Johns! The duplex isn´t great, but I´m giving it more time until I furnish the 30 square foot basement so I can have a place to eat Hot Pockets and wear sweatpants.
    Is there anything you wish Kim Grinolds did differently?
    His lemon parties were kind of odd.
    How did the agent help in finding the right property for you?
    Great
    How did the agent help to get a good price for you?
    The steak wasn't that great, but it did sizzle.

    - USRiverine (Bought a home with Kim Grinolds in 2014 in Maple Valley, WA

    I'm assuming this was RoadDawg. Well done. YBE

    Nominated, 5 starred and kudo'd
  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,800
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    Somehow someone needs to work in a Circle K reference on Aurora.
  • RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,123
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    whlinder said:

    Fucking hilarious.

    It reminds me of the time Sven poasted on Brents' online obituary. Tees&Pees

    Wish I could have seen that one.
  • CheersWestDawgCheersWestDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,475
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    Swaye's Wigwam

    Shit. Classics Bored. Belongs.

    Well done folks.

    Agree. Done.
  • CheersWestDawgCheersWestDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,475
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    Looks like Sark has chimed in too.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
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    Looks like Sark has chimed in too.

    Damn you fuckers! I came on just to do a Sark one.
  • CheersWestDawgCheersWestDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,475
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    Sven's $20 to the first one who does a quality review by Johnny DuRocher.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
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    Sven's $20 to the first one who does a quality review by Johnny DuRocher.

    Sounds like a job for either you or Damone.

    If Race Bannon were still alive he'd be up for it too.

    Someone needs to do a Bleenor one. Also guys like DNC said give that fucker a 1 star rating.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
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    Swaye said:

    Sven's $20 to the first one who does a quality review by Johnny DuRocher.

    I'll take that $20 now.

    It sure was interesting, until it wasn´t...

    First met Kim at the 7-11 on Aurora in the U-District. He was buying nachos for a "friend," and I was after bananas. When we met, and I had my hand firmly around that banana, Kim said we were kindred spirits, whatever that means.

    I mentioned I wanted to buy a condo, and Kim gave me a flyer showing he was a big time Real Estate Agent. Odd since it only showed a picture of a lawn gnome with a huge football, but whatever. Anyway, I decided to trust him, because he seemed to know a lot of influential people. He name dropped all the time. Like Jerry Sandusky.

    So, Kim began calling me to set up showings. He would take me to areas I didn´t ask to go to, and show me places I didn´t even like. It was okay the first 23 times, but then it got old. I also noticed that all the places he took me were either near his place, or a weird building named NAMBLA, whatever that means. Everyone always wore sweatpants there. Odd.

    Toward the end, his life partner Chris kept showing up with him. I thought this was pretty unprofessional, and well, gross. Have you seen Chris?

    I finally realized Kim was never going to sell me what I wanted. It was like he wasn´t even trying. He took me to the Butler Cabin on our last meeting, and I knew I was done.

    He tries hard, but just can´t ever quite get it right. Lots of sizzle, but very little steak.


    Does the agent seem knowledgeable and experienced?
    Somewhat

    Has the agent been responsive to your communications?
    Yes, almost like a stalker.

    - Johnny DuRocher (Met with Kim Grinolds in 2007 in Seattle, WA)
    At this point I fucking lost it and couldn't stop laughing throughout the rest of the post.
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