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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Posts: 7,706
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    Empire is pretty much the gold standard for good sequels. Other than that, bleck.

    Fucking Yoda is a joke man. I saw it in the theatre and I was 5 and I was like, 'what is this shit? Scooter from the muppets is a fucking 800 year old Jedi master who eats slim jims?'

    Also - does everyone in the fucking galaxy have to be fucking related?

    Talk about lazy story writing.

    Jimi Hendrix finds out in 1970 that George Martin is his real father!!!

    Fucking hell.
    Sci fi is all about lazy story writing. Why do the laws of physics which are universal never seem to apply? Is gravity not a thing in galaxies far way? A parsec a unit of distance, not how long it takes Hans Solo to get from point A to point B.
    Dennis_DeYoung
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Posts: 7,706
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    Swaye said:

    Empire is pretty much the gold standard for good sequels. Other than that, bleck.

    Fucking Yoda is a joke man. I saw it in the theatre and I was 5 and I was like, 'what is this shit? Scooter from the muppets is a fucking 800 year old Jedi master who eats slim jims?'

    Also - does everyone in the fucking galaxy have to be fucking related?

    Talk about lazy story writing.

    Jimi Hendrix finds out in 1970 that George Martin is his real father!!!

    Fucking hell.
    Sci fi is all about lazy story writing. Why do the laws of physics which are universal never seem to apply? Is gravity not a thing in galaxies far way? A parsec a unit of distance, not how long it takes Hans Solo to get from point A to point B.
    I didn't understand most of this so I'll just post a pic of Cosplay Slave Suit Leia about to give a midget StormTrooper a blowie.


    God damn it, Swaye!! You know mor than anyone here about how the laws of physics work.
    Swaye
  • SwayeSwaye Posts: 23,288
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    Swaye said:

    Empire is pretty much the gold standard for good sequels. Other than that, bleck.

    Fucking Yoda is a joke man. I saw it in the theatre and I was 5 and I was like, 'what is this shit? Scooter from the muppets is a fucking 800 year old Jedi master who eats slim jims?'

    Also - does everyone in the fucking galaxy have to be fucking related?

    Talk about lazy story writing.

    Jimi Hendrix finds out in 1970 that George Martin is his real father!!!

    Fucking hell.
    Sci fi is all about lazy story writing. Why do the laws of physics which are universal never seem to apply? Is gravity not a thing in galaxies far way? A parsec a unit of distance, not how long it takes Hans Solo to get from point A to point B.
    I didn't understand most of this so I'll just post a pic of Cosplay Slave Suit Leia about to give a midget StormTrooper a blowie.


    God damn it, Swaye!! You know mor than anyone here about how the laws of physics work.
    The words gravity and parsec were very confusing to me.
    Dennis_DeYoung
  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Posts: 13,946
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    The problem with Empire is that it's fucked from the beginning.

    It has to fit like 40 square pegs into round holes and starts making no fucking sense as everyone reverse engineers the story to try to make sense.

    Star Wars is the only movie that is not tainted by that reverse-engineer the story bullshit.

    There is some cool shit in Empire (Boba, people getting blown up on snow, DV choking out people, DV pulling the blaster from Han, DV throwing parts of the building at Luke with his mind), but as a whole here's the story:

    Nothing happens.

    And, as an aside we find out that the most improbable, lazy, convenient bullshit of all time is the big reveal and everyone is hiding it for some reason that doesn't even make any fucking sense.

    "We can't tell you this thing that you'd probably want to know, you'll find out anyway and is essentially life or death. Oh and we aren't going to tell you you have a sister because even though we are training you to be a Jedi we didn't have time."
    SwayeTequillaThomasFremonthuskyhooligan
  • dncdnc Posts: 34,913
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    Getting back to Auburn

    I like WASHINGTON in this one

    I, too, like WAHINGTON to win the Mike Lude Cup.
  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Posts: 1,368
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    Swaye said:

    Getting back to Auburn

    I like WASHINGTON in this one

    Race is right, time to get back to Auburn.





    I think U-dub should win this easily. Should we say 35-17?


    GrundleStiltzkinYellowSnow
  • TurdBufferTurdBuffer Posts: 4,654
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    Swaye said:

    Getting back to Auburn

    I like WASHINGTON in this one

    Race is right, time to get back to Auburn.





    I think U-dub should win this easily. Should we say 35-17?


    This is what "inclusiveness" produces. Fuck. That. Shit.
  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Posts: 13,946
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    Swaye said:

    Getting back to Auburn

    I like WASHINGTON in this one

    Race is right, time to get back to Auburn.





    I think U-dub should win this easily. Should we say 35-17?


    God damn I hate that pic
    The S is the only issue here.
    MisterEm
  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Posts: 19,187
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    I agree on the Yoda stuff. However what I liked about Return of the Jedi was the return of a fully trained and mature Luke Skywalker to confront Vader. That was good stuff.

    It should have stopped there. Subsequent sequels have cheapened the whole thing.
    Dennis_DeYoungUW_Doog_BotTequillachuckMammaJamma
  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Posts: 13,946
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    Swaye said:

    Also: while we’re talking about Auburn...

    Some things I love about Auburn...

    1. Green Valley Meats
    2. Beer Bottle Beach
    3. Fingering Auburn HS “students” at random parties when I was 14.
    4. I bought all my D&D shit at a hobby store in downtown Auburn that was dope.
    5. I like Auburn Memorial stadium and I bet it will be rocking on September 1st or whatever.
    6. My dad bought a Mitsubishi in Auburn.
    7. GRCC Gator 4 LYFE
    8. Floating down the GR
    9. I could see movies on the Auburn Drive-Ins screens from my back porch through a telescope and my bro watched the entire showing of Meatballs to see tits. It was a different time.
    10. I got laid in a pizza parlor there and no one GAF.
    11. Sunbreak Cafe is good.
    12. Burger Ranch

    You played D&D but didn't like Star Wars?


    Star Wars is the shit. D&D was the shit.

    The sequels to all that shit and what it became is fucking embarrassing.
    Swaye
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