Great editing as always, Fetters

GreenRiverGatorz

Dawgman has one of their standard useless player ranking series going on right now, complete with a lukewarm analysis of each player that gives little in the way of actual insight. The top 3 players have yet to be named, but Browning, Gaskin, Adams, and Rapp have yet to be ranked. Go ahead and do the math on that one.

The only way Fetters can save this floundering rankings release is by using the opportunity to shit on Browning, and not include him in the top 30.

I now look forward to all of your WTFs for typing multiple sentences with Dawgman as the topic. Self immolation will begin shortly.

huskyhooligan

1a.
1b.

Solved.

dnc

huskyhooligan said:

1a.
1b.

Solved.

Yep

DerekJohnson

When I was in sixth or seventh grade, our football team had an awards banquet. The coach’s son won Defensive Player of the Year Award. But as I found out later, some of the parents protested behind the scenes that that wasn’t right and that I should have been awarded. I had had a very good season at defensive tackle.

So at the last minute they had a second trophy made. And that night at the now defunct Pizza N Pipes, I was awarded as the “Special Defensive Lineman of the Year.”

Swaye

DerekJohnson said:

When I was in sixth or seventh grade, our football team had an awards banquet. The coach’s son won Defensive Player of the Year Award. But as I found out later, some of the parents protested behind the scenes that that wasn’t right and that I should have been awarded. I had had a very good season at defensive tackle.

So at the last minute they had a second trophy made. And that night at the now defunct Pizza N Pipes, I was awarded as the “Special Defensive Lineman of the Year.”

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

FREE PUB!!!!!

Baseman

DerekJohnson

Baseman said:

Vino at the Landing?

YellowSnow

DerekJohnson said:

Baseman said:

Vino at the Landing?

In vino veritas.

CheersWestDawg

The awfulness of Doogman's content is vast.

Kim tells us that our same 5 jokes aren't funny after the 23rd time.

But yet his "Top 30 players" on the team, his "position-by-position" analysis, his "Staff predictions", and his "obsession with everything that has to do with Johnny DuRocher" aren't exactly pay-for quality. In fact, it's flat out dumber than 99.9999981% of the content on Twitter.

I can't wait for that website to finally go Fatters-tits up.

Baseman

DerekJohnson said:

Baseman said:

Vino at the Landing?

Dub Pub (Post Putsch)

Fear_Boner

CheersWestDawg said:

The awfulness of Doogman's content is vast.

Kim tells us that our same 5 jokes aren't funny after the 23rd time.

But yet his "Top 30 players" on the team, his "position-by-position" analysis, his "Staff predictions", and his "obsession with everything that has to do with Johnny DuRocher" aren't exactly pay-for quality. In fact, it's flat out dumber than 99.9999981% of the content on Twitter.

I can't wait for that website to finally go Fatters-tits up.

The stench from that beached whale tho

NorwegianHusky

Rapp Culture is not important, apparently.

dnc

NorwegianHusky said:

Rapp Culture is not important, apparently.

It shows Rapp as #5, so either they went back and edited the list or @GreenRiverGatorz may have overlooked our favorite Asian safety

CaptainPJ

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

Baseman said:

Vino at the Landing?

In vino veritas.

Evidently Mr. Snow is an educated Man . . . Now I REALLY hate him!!!

RoadDawg55

CheersWestDawg said:

The awfulness of Doogman's content is vast.

Kim tells us that our same 5 jokes aren't funny after the 23rd time.

But yet his "Top 30 players" on the team, his "position-by-position" analysis, his "Staff predictions", and his "obsession with everything that has to do with Johnny DuRocher" aren't exactly pay-for quality. In fact, it's flat out dumber than 99.9999981% of the content on Twitter.

I can't wait for that website to finally go Fatters-tits up.

I really like the impact reports after a commit. Every 4 star guy will be hard to keep off the field and every 3 star guy has a lot of potential but shouldn't see the field for 3-4 years.

JoeEDangerously

DerekJohnson said:

When I was in sixth or seventh grade, our football team had an awards banquet. The coach’s son won Defensive Player of the Year Award. But as I found out later, some of the parents protested behind the scenes that that wasn’t right and that I should have been awarded. I had had a very good season at defensive tackle.

So at the last minute they had a second trophy made. And that night at the now defunct Pizza N Pipes, I was awarded as the “Special Defensive Lineman of the Year.”

We had a kid with Downs Syndrome on our baseball team in 5th grade we let "hit a home run" and run the bases even though he struck out. Is that what this is comparable to?

GreenRiverGatorz

dnc said:

NorwegianHusky said:

Rapp Culture is not important, apparently.

It shows Rapp as #5, so either they went back and edited the list or @GreenRiverGatorz may have overlooked our favorite Asian safety

Lol, Gaines was previously #5. Classic Fetters snake edit.

DerekJohnson

joeEDangerously said:

DerekJohnson said:

When I was in sixth or seventh grade, our football team had an awards banquet. The coach’s son won Defensive Player of the Year Award. But as I found out later, some of the parents protested behind the scenes that that wasn’t right and that I should have been awarded. I had had a very good season at defensive tackle.

So at the last minute they had a second trophy made. And that night at the now defunct Pizza N Pipes, I was awarded as the “Special Defensive Lineman of the Year.”

We had a kid with Downs Syndrome on our baseball team in 5th grade we let "hit a home run" and run the bases even though he struck out. Is that what this is comparable to?

Well that year I had six quarterback sacks in one game against Newport. It seemed strange at the time why the OL's splits were so wide...

Baseman

DerekJohnson said:

joeEDangerously said:

DerekJohnson said:

When I was in sixth or seventh grade, our football team had an awards banquet. The coach’s son won Defensive Player of the Year Award. But as I found out later, some of the parents protested behind the scenes that that wasn’t right and that I should have been awarded. I had had a very good season at defensive tackle.

So at the last minute they had a second trophy made. And that night at the now defunct Pizza N Pipes, I was awarded as the “Special Defensive Lineman of the Year.”

We had a kid with Downs Syndrome on our baseball team in 5th grade we let "hit a home run" and run the bases even though he struck out. Is that what this is comparable to?

Well that year I had six quarterback sacks in one game against Newport. It seemed strange at the time why the OL's splits were so wide...

Fellas, and gals, we have our Buck.

bananasnblondes

GreenRiverGatorz said:

dnc said:

NorwegianHusky said:

Rapp Culture is not important, apparently.

It shows Rapp as #5, so either they went back and edited the list or @GreenRiverGatorz may have overlooked our favorite Asian safety

Lol, Gaines was previously #5. Classic Fetters snake edit.

They also deleted all the posts that said, "Did I miss Rapp somewhere?"