UW Recruiters Tiers: Picture Thread

dnc

Tier 1 - Bruce Wayne





Lake


Tier 2 - Can't argue with results but that doesn't mean we have to understand them





Malloe


Tier 3 - Threat to score at any time





Bush
Lubick
Huff

Tier 4 - Not a star but solid guy to have on your side





Gregory

Tier 5 - If looks could fuck





Harris

Tier 6 - Spends a lot of tim JackJacking it



Bonerpopper
PaoPao


Tier 7 - Probably going to be responsible for DDY's untimely Bourdaining





Kwat

Swaye

I will never remember 7 tiers. Can we compress this to 4?

Bruce Wayne - Lake
Ron Jeremy - Malloe, Bush, Lubick, Huff
Beck - Gregory, Bonerpoper, PaoPao
Spooge - Kwat

Harris is undefined.

This simpler list would really help me.

Swaye

Self chinned because the Spooge tier was a real stroke of genius.

dnc

Swaye said:

I will never remember 7 tiers. Can we compress this to 4?

Bruce Wayne - Lake
Ron Jeremy - Malloe, Bush, Lubick, Huff
Beck - Gregory, Bonerpoper, PaoPao
Spooge - Kwat

Harris is undefined.

This simpler list would really help me.

Anything for you Cumosabe

1to392831weretaken

There needs to be a tier that's above even Bruce Wayne/Tier 1. The illustration for this tier can just be an open briefcase full of cash, a mysteriously titled Escalade on 22s, and a sleazy looking used car salesman holding immigration documents.

dnc

1to392831weretaken said:

There needs to be a tier that's above even Bruce Wayne/Tier 1. The illustration for this tier can just be an open briefcase full of cash, a mysteriously titled Escalade on 22s, and a sleazy looking used car salesman holding immigration documents.

Tier Tosh?

1to392831weretaken

dnc said:

1to392831weretaken said:

There needs to be a tier that's above even Bruce Wayne/Tier 1. The illustration for this tier can just be an open briefcase full of cash, a mysteriously titled Escalade on 22s, and a sleazy looking used car salesman holding immigration documents.

Tier Tosh?

Perfect!

Dennis_DeYoung

God Tier: Lake
Exalted human Tier: Bush, Malloe
I question your status as an exalted human, but you can still prove me wrong Tier: Matt Lubick
If I could post Rolls Royces on my Insta we could probably get some black people on our team Tier: Will Harris
Using twitter to Yankoff Tier: KB and Paopao
Wanna go hiking with white people? Tier: Bob
I make Hitler look like a guy who was simply skeptical about Affirmative Action Tier: Kwiatkowski

dnc

Dennis_DeYoung said:

God Tier: Lake
Exalted human Tier: Bush, Malloe
I question your status as an exalted human, but you can still prove me wrong Tier: Matt Lubick
If I could post Rolls Royces on my Insta we could probably get some black people on our team Tier: Will Harris
Using twitter to Yankoff Tier: KB and Paopao
Wanna go hiking with white people? Tier: Bob
I make Hitler look like a guy who was simply skeptical about Affirmative Action Tier: Kwiatkowski

Why do you have Scottallica?

Dennis_DeYoung

dnc said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

God Tier: Lake
Exalted human Tier: Bush, Malloe
I question your status as an exalted human, but you can still prove me wrong Tier: Matt Lubick
If I could post Rolls Royces on my Insta we could probably get some black people on our team Tier: Will Harris
Using twitter to Yankoff Tier: KB and Paopao
Wanna go hiking with white people? Tier: Bob
I make Hitler look like a guy who was simply skeptical about Affirmative Action Tier: Kwiatkowski

Why do you have Scottallica?

It’s hard to keep white people straight sometimes.

FireCohen

Is it me? Or it feels like Ikaika is recruiting pretty much our whole class with all the poly commits we got

HillsboroDuck

dnc said:

Tier 1 - Bruce Wayne





Lake


Tier 2 - Can't argue with results but that doesn't mean we have to understand them





Malloe


Tier 3 - Threat to score at any time





Bush
Lubick
Huff

Tier 4 - Not a star but solid guy to have on your side





Gregory

Tier 5 - If looks could fuck





Harris

Tier 6 - Spends a lot of tim JackJacking it



Bonerpopper
PaoPao


Tier 7 - Probably going to be responsible for DDY's untimely Bourdaining





Kwat

Update:

Five Stars: Lake and Malloe

Four Stars: Huff and Bush

Three Star: Gregory

Two Stars: Kwat, Boner and PaoPao

One Star (not evaluated): Harris and Adams

Malloe adds an extra star. Kwat is trending in the right direction. Lubick is public enemy #1.

Will be interesting to see if we upgrade from PaoPao, Boner or Harris.

sinceredawg

HillsboroDuck said:

dnc said:

Tier 1 - Bruce Wayne





Lake


Tier 2 - Can't argue with results but that doesn't mean we have to understand them





Malloe


Tier 3 - Threat to score at any time





Bush
Lubick
Huff

Tier 4 - Not a star but solid guy to have on your side





Gregory

Tier 5 - If looks could fuck





Harris

Tier 6 - Spends a lot of tim JackJacking it



Bonerpopper
PaoPao


Tier 7 - Probably going to be responsible for DDY's untimely Bourdaining





Kwat

Update:

Five Stars: Lake and Malloe

Four Stars: Huff and Bush

Three Star: Gregory

Two Stars: Kwat, Boner and PaoPao

One Star (not evaluated): Harris and Adams

Malloe adds an extra star. Kwat is trending in the right direction. Lubick is public enemy #1.

Will be interesting to see if we upgrade from PaoPao, Boner or Harris.

We won't.