Greetings from Maui

BearsWiin

Suck it bitches

Mai tais on the beach at sunset

DerekJohnson

pawz

Maui is code for EQA.

Don't be fooled.

PurpleJ

You know the rules.

#wifepics

BearsWiin

DerekJohnson said:

That was probably the look on my face when I paid $2.29 for a fucking cucumber at the Napili Market this evening

YellowSnow

BearsWiin said:

DerekJohnson said:

That was probably the look on my face when I paid $2.29 for a fucking cucumber at the Napili Market this evening

They are only $2.09 at Safeway in Lahaina bruh.

PurpleThrobber

Your wife asking you to run to the market to get a cucumber is not a good start to a romantic vacation.

2001400ex

PurpleThrobber said:

Your wife asking you to run to the market to get a cucumber is not a good start to a romantic vacation.

It's more discrete, and quite frankly more nutritional, than going to the sex shop for a throbber.

PurpleThrobber

2001400ex said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Your wife asking you to run to the market to get a cucumber is not a good start to a romantic vacation.

It's more discrete, and quite frankly more nutritional, than going to the sex shop for a throbber.

The Throbber is more economical.

HoustonHusky

Suck what? I'm going on a 3 week vodka expedition here in another week...hoping for a Mueller interview when I get back.

YellowSnow

PurpleThrobber said:

Your wife asking you to run to the market to get a cucumber is not a good start to a romantic vacation.

PurpleJ

PurpleJ said:

You know the rules.

#wifepics

BearsWiin

PurpleThrobber said:

Your wife asking you to run to the market to get a cucumber is not a good start to a romantic vacation.

Romantic? We've got three kids with us.

Still on Cali time, just watched the sunrise hit Molokai and Lana'i* from our lanai. Surprised I slept as well as I did with the surf 30 feet out the window.

* Autocorrect wanted to change lana'i to labia

YellowSnow

BearsWiin said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Your wife asking you to run to the market to get a cucumber is not a good start to a romantic vacation.

Romantic? We've got three kids with us.

Still on Cali time, just watched the sunrise hit Molokai and Lana'i* from our lanai. Surprised I slept as well as I did with the surf 30 feet out the window.

* Autocorrect wanted to change lana'i to labia

I feel the hedonists of the bored (young or old) who haven't managed to (intentionally) get a few past the goalie don't fully appreciate this.

Swaye

BearsWiin said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Your wife asking you to run to the market to get a cucumber is not a good start to a romantic vacation.

Romantic? We've got three kids with us.

Still on Cali time, just watched the sunrise hit Molokai and Lana'i* from our lanai. Surprised I slept as well as I did with the surf 30 feet out the window.

* Autocorrect wanted to change lana'i to labia

Reads better as labia.

BearsWiin

I never need to do the fucking road to Hana again.

WilburHooksHands

DerekJohnson said:

When somebody would really get after it at the bar, we called it "getting Nolte."

PostGameOrangeSlices

Go to a real island, like Hawaii or Oahu.

GrundleStiltzkin

BearsWiin said:

I never need to do the fucking road to Hana again.

Total haole move, brah

GrundleStiltzkin

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Go to a real island, like Hawaii or Oahu.

That's my, and Danny Shelton's, ancestral home, brah.

DerekJohnson

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Go to a real island, like Vashon or Camano.