Chinventive Ways to Dodge the Draft?

Gwad

Asking for a friend.

UWhuskytskeet

Heard bone spurs will do the trick.

2001400ex

Sore dick.

BearsWiin

Find a lieutenant, and frag him




Race will explain

RedRocket

Turn gay (if you're not already) and whore yourself out as a power bottom. You won't qualify for medical reasons if you develop a persistent anal fissure or suffer a serious rectal prolapse.

Pitchfork51

admit that you post here

YellowSnow

My daddy joined the Air Force to avoid getting drafted into the Army in 1969.

Baphomet

What draft?

Is this a new euphemism for marriage and having kids?

GrundleStiltzkin

NMTE

Gwad

UWhuskytskeet said:

Heard bone spurs will do the trick.

I have a feeling bone spurs don't work without a green fingered hand shake.