Why players should choose WSU over Stanford

dongman

MercerIslandCuog offers up this advice as to why to not let prized recruits flip to Stanford:

“Something interesting that parents may not be aware, as this is true....hotels around Palo Alto start at $480.00 a night, (for the Hilton Garden Inn), and The Stanford Park is $800 a night.

Rental cars in the bay area are by far the most expensive rental rates in the USA.

This is fine if mom and dad has lots of disposable income to see their kid play in person, but they should know that travel expenses are crazy high”

Christ

RaceBannon

I never blame a kid for taking an offer from a school by a Motel 6

Swaye

You can never fault a Cuog for being a poor.

PurpleThrobber

Beer is cheaper in Pullman and there are hot dumb chicks.

That’s the card they should be playing with testosterone loaded teen boys. Stanford chicks are fugly.

Nothing else makes sense.

IPukeOregonGrellow

Swaye said:

You can never fault a Cuog for being a poor.

Did you just call me a Cuog? Ew!

Meek

you can actually just sleep in your rental car in Palo Alto, so really no reason to splurge on the Extended Stay America.

GreenRiverGatorz

Meek said:

you can actually just sleep in your rental car in Palo Alto, so really no reason to splurge on the Extended Stay America.

@JaydonMickens, true???

RhythmicSlappingDawg

PurpleThrobber said:

Beer is cheaper in Pullman and there are hot dumb chicks.

That’s the card they should be playing with testosterone loaded teen boys. Stanford chicks are fugly.

Nothing else makes sense.

Every hot dumb chick from the eastside goes to Wazzu. That's why when everyone gets back on break it's a blood bath for the easiest poon.

UWhuskytskeet

Retarded recruiting logic aside, I'm constantly amazed at how shitty people are at using the internet.

I found nine hotels under $200 in about 30 seconds.

dongman

Between the fault lines on Montlake, shitty coaches in Eugene, and Hotel Crisis in Palo Alto, WSU is sitting pretty

HanseeHall78

Stanford grads (particularly Stanford MBAs) own the companies that hire non-WSU college grads to manage their enterprises, who hire the hard-working high-school grads to manage their local enterprises, who hire the WSU grads to sweep and mop their retail establishments on the graveyard shift.

TheHB

Stock options in the Palouse mean something entirely different than they do in Silicon Valley

HanseeHall78

TheHB said:

Stock options in the Palouse mean something entirely different than they do in Silicon Valley

Goat vs. Sheep vs. WSU Co-Ed. I get it!

Purple_Pills

Cougar Gold is pretty good. What's Stanford's best cheese? WSU should recruit in Wisconsin.

doogie

Yup, tastes just like Beechers