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DerekJohnson · August 2017

dnc said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:
I have a relationships question:

Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -

or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?

You had me at "Date Rape Drug."

Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key.
Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?
We're always willing to add a third, we've been very clear about this.

Coming soon: Hardcore Husky classifieds

TierbsHsotBoobs · August 2017

DerekJohnson said:

dnc said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:
I have a relationships question:

Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -

or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?

You had me at "Date Rape Drug."

Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key.
Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?
We're always willing to add a third, we've been very clear about this.
Coming soon: Hardcore Husky backpage

Gladstone · August 2017

Would this Husky team win the Big10 this year?

Gladstone · August 2017

How and when did you lose your virginity?

Swaye · August 2017

Gladstone said:
How and when did you lose your virginity?

Glory hole at a bus station. Turns out @dnc was behind that hole. We've been in love ever since.

Swaye · August 2017

TierbsHsotBoobs said:
What did you and the wife get from Bed, Bath, and Beyond last weekend?

I refuse to answer on the grounds I hate you right now.

Hand towels in a floral print.

Swaye · August 2017

Pitchfork51 said:
Aside from seals, what other type of fauna should I be on the lookout for when I go to the beach this week?

Seals are animals. Fauna are plants. Dumbass. Wait, that's flora. Can you repeat the question?

Swaye · August 2017

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:
I have a relationships question:

Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -

or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?

You had me at "Date Rape Drug."

Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key.
Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?

Asked and answered.

Prepare your anus.

Swaye · August 2017

AZDuck said:
When placing two black men on a flatbed and comparing their ability to do manual work, what qualities do you find are most useful?

Biggest dong. Easiest question all day.

PurpleBaze · August 2017

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:
I have a relationships question:

Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -

or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?

You had me at "Date Rape Drug."

Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key.
Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?
Asked and answered.

Prepare your anus.

It's been ready for a long time.

Swaye · August 2017

DeepSeaZ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

whlinder said:
What your favorite winery you've got to with CLS?
Narmada by default, It's the only one she made me go to. I felt like a total queer there. Still got drunk and made her drive. Victory coitus.

http://narmadawinery.com/dir/

That place looks terrible. Sways I'm putting you in for a NAM.

It was fucking horrible. On many levels. She did have me pull over on Highway 211 and blew me right beside the road on the way there. This was early during the anything goes phase of the relationship. That was the only good thing that happened to me all day, until I was drunk.

Swaye · August 2017

Gladstone said:
Would this Husky team win the Big10 this year?

Fuck yes. They are all fucking terrible. Even Brownsocks can beat those Sally's.

Swaye · August 2017

Gladstone said:
How and when did you lose your virginity?

Okay for realz. 1987. Her name was REDACTED. She went to school across town in Plano. I was 15. She was just turning 16. She came from money, and was slumming it with me, I feel certain. "Dated" for like a month. Crushed it in the back of her Blazer. I wore a neon green Rubber Ducky condom. Anyone remember Rubber Ducky Condoms? Dumped me when I banged her friend Glenda two weeks after pounding her. Anyway, she actually became a newswoman for a TV station in a major town in North Carolina later in life. Which started a long trend of me banging out future newswomen in high school and college. Axe Haener's Mom.