What in the holy fuck?!?!?!?!

Swaye

For anyone who has been to Jamaica, what the fuck is up with all the goddamn cats? Fucking things are everywhere. I'm at a nice ass resort and all the staff just walks right by droves of these fucking things. Is it illegal to carpet bomb cats?

Gladstone

Never trust a dude who is super into cats

PurpleThrobber

Lots of pussy in Jamaica, mon.

oregonblitzkrieg

Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

Pitchfork51

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.

oregonblitzkrieg

Pitchfork51 said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.

Isn't Tempe about 90 percent Messican?

Gladstone

Pitchfork51 said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.

The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots!

oregonblitzkrieg

Gladstone said:

Pitchfork51 said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.

The trouble with Mordor is that it's full of Orcs!

Swaye

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

I guess I'd rather have feral cats everywhere than rabid dogs. Both suck.

oregonblitzkrieg

Swaye said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

I guess I'd rather have feral cats everywhere than rabid dogs. Both suck.

I thought it was kinda cool. Added to the strange, creepy atmosphere of the place.

PurpleThrobber

Pitchfork51 said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.

Same fucking problem when I went to Home Depot last weekend

PurpleBaze

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.

Same fucking problem when I went to Home Depot last weekend

ISAFNRC

uzi

Cats like getting stoned and listening to Bob Marley

oregonblitzkrieg

@FreePurpleJDawg grow some balls and poast something you stupid cunt.

dnc

Swaye said:

For anyone who has been to Jamaica, what the fuck is up with all the goddamn cats? Fucking things are everywhere. I'm at a nice ass resort and all the staff just walks right by droves of these fucking things. Is it illegal to carpet bomb cats?

TurdBomber

dnc said:

Swaye said:

For anyone who has been to Jamaica, what the fuck is up with all the goddamn cats? Fucking things are everywhere. I'm at a nice ass resort and all the staff just walks right by droves of these fucking things. Is it illegal to carpet bomb cats?

I now know dnc & Swaye's code word for taint-licking.

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.

We're the messicans feral?

tenndawg

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.

We're the messicans feral?

Is there another kind ?

Swaye

*were

puppylove_sugarsteel

Those cats were the only pussy you got swaye

PurpleBaze

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Those cats were the only pussy you got swaye

He actually fucked a slapping seal.