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I think I just might. I like the good mix of banter and intelligence (yeah yeah gfy we aren't all rebel flag waving, trailer park living, mud riding, sister dating, sheep fking, toothless half tards) I've seen on here thus far. I look forward to some good football discussion and being the butt end of countless jokes because of the group of 18-22 year olds I root for
You say this like it's a bad thing? That sounds like the start of a kick ass weekend to me.
Thanks for the approval! Who can argue with a messy bun and a booty slap
STAY
I think I just might. I like the good mix of banter and intelligence (yeah yeah gfy we aren't all rebel flag waving, trailer park living, mud riding, sister dating, sheep fking, toothless half tards) I've seen on here thus far. I look forward to some good football discussion and being the butt end of countless jokes because of the group of 18-22 year olds I root for
You say this like it's a bad thing? That sounds like the start of a kick ass weekend to me.
Fair point sir! Everyone grab your sister (a first cousin will do in a pinch) and lets procreate future sidewalk Alabama fans!! Or grab a cow and/or sheep and make an Auburn fan.
I'd like to say that I think fucking your sister or first cousin is sick and wrong. But on the other hand, I don't have any hot sisters or cousins, so I must remain neutral on the issue.
I do have a half cousin who's pretty hot, though, if that counts. One time I was driving in Wenatchee, and I looked over at the car driving next to me to see if there were any hot girls in it. There was one, so I gave her a "yeah, I'm driving my car right next to yours, and I can see you and I like what I see" look. She shot me a Joey Tribbiani "how you doin?" look (Joey Tribbiani was a character on the television sitcom Friends in case any of you Seinfeld nerds were wondering) and for a split second I felt like I had finally mastered the art of hitting on girls while driving. But then we both did a double-take and realized that we were cousins. Half cousins, to be fair. Plus she's half Mexican, which somehow makes it seem better. Something tells me she was still dtf even after realizing I was her cousin. Lord knows I was. But making a move on your (half) cousin is pretty risky. In fact, that reminds me of another story involving kissing cousins, Wenatchee, coming of age, and Schmidt beer. But I'll save that one for a more suitable time.
If it is a half or second cousin you just stick with anal. It removes the risk and somehow some of the guilt.
That's an old school mentality. This day and age, there are all kinds of options to prevent pregnancy. There's the morning after pill (or as I like to call it, plan A), abortions, and even partial-birth abortions if you're a procrastinator like myself.
Thanks for the approval! Who can argue with a messy bun and a booty slap
STAY
I think I just might. I like the good mix of banter and intelligence (yeah yeah gfy we aren't all rebel flag waving, trailer park living, mud riding, sister dating, sheep fking, toothless half tards) I've seen on here thus far. I look forward to some good football discussion and being the butt end of countless jokes because of the group of 18-22 year olds I root for
Yep. I'm more of a rebel flag saluting, trailer park evicted, mud eating, sister fucking, sheep dating, teeth filled full tard.
Thanks for the approval! Who can argue with a messy bun and a booty slap
STAY
I think I just might. I like the good mix of banter and intelligence (yeah yeah gfy we aren't all rebel flag waving, trailer park living, mud riding, sister dating, sheep fking, toothless half tards) I've seen on here thus far. I look forward to some good football discussion and being the butt end of countless jokes because of the group of 18-22 year olds I root for
You say this like it's a bad thing? That sounds like the start of a kick ass weekend to me.
Don't forget the cocaine.
I prefer cannabis and psychedelics. But my brethren prefer meth. Kinda looks your Oregon neighbors.
So, it's weird. We have a few Bama fans show up to our cesspool and they are better at this shit than half the losers here. Fuck it. I hope the Bama fans stick around long after the game. Big tent approach. We already have some Ducks, and a Bear, couple Beavers, several Cougs, and just added a Buff or two and a Ute. Luckily the one Bruin died of AIDS. Time to get and keep some SEC folks who don't suck.
So, it's weird. We have a few Bama fans show up to our cesspool and they are better at this shit than half the losers here. Fuck it. I hope the Bama fans stick around long after the game. Big tent approach. We already have some Ducks, and a Bear, couple Beavers, several Cougs, and just added a Buff or two and a Ute. Luckily the one Bruin died of AIDS. Time to get and keep some SEC folks who don't suck.
I got my MA from UCLA, so the Bruins are still represented, if only halfheartedly.
Agree on the quality of the Bama posters so far. Not a Frankbear in the bunch. Yet.
So, it's weird. We have a few Bama fans show up to our cesspool and they are better at this shit than half the losers here. Fuck it. I hope the Bama fans stick around long after the game. Big tent approach. We already have some Ducks, and a Bear, couple Beavers, several Cougs, and just added a Buff or two and a Ute. Luckily the one Bruin died of AIDS. Time to get and keep some SEC folks who don't suck.
I got my MA from UCLA, so the Bruins are still represented, if only halfheartedly.
So, it's weird. We have a few Bama fans show up to our cesspool and they are better at this shit than half the losers here. Fuck it. I hope the Bama fans stick around long after the game. Big tent approach. We already have some Ducks, and a Bear, couple Beavers, several Cougs, and just added a Buff or two and a Ute. Luckily the one Bruin died of AIDS. Time to get and keep some SEC folks who don't suck.
I got my MA from UCLA, so the Bruins are still represented, if only halfheartedly.
So, it's weird. We have a few Bama fans show up to our cesspool and they are better at this shit than half the losers here. Fuck it. I hope the Bama fans stick around long after the game. Big tent approach. We already have some Ducks, and a Bear, couple Beavers, several Cougs, and just added a Buff or two and a Ute. Luckily the one Bruin died of AIDS. Time to get and keep some SEC folks who don't suck.
So, it's weird. We have a few Bama fans show up to our cesspool and they are better at this shit than half the losers here. Fuck it. I hope the Bama fans stick around long after the game. Big tent approach. We already have some Ducks, and a Bear, couple Beavers, several Cougs, and just added a Buff or two and a Ute. Luckily the one Bruin died of AIDS. Time to get and keep some SEC folks who don't suck.
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I do have a half cousin who's pretty hot, though, if that counts. One time I was driving in Wenatchee, and I looked over at the car driving next to me to see if there were any hot girls in it. There was one, so I gave her a "yeah, I'm driving my car right next to yours, and I can see you and I like what I see" look. She shot me a Joey Tribbiani "how you doin?" look (Joey Tribbiani was a character on the television sitcom Friends in case any of you Seinfeld nerds were wondering) and for a split second I felt like I had finally mastered the art of hitting on girls while driving. But then we both did a double-take and realized that we were cousins. Half cousins, to be fair. Plus she's half Mexican, which somehow makes it seem better. Something tells me she was still dtf even after realizing I was her cousin. Lord knows I was. But making a move on your (half) cousin is pretty risky. In fact, that reminds me of another story involving kissing cousins, Wenatchee, coming of age, and Schmidt beer. But I'll save that one for a more suitable time.
Agree on the quality of the Bama posters so far. Not a Frankbear in the bunch. Yet.