Friday Night Lights: game starts at 6pm...

PurpleReign

I live in my two moms' basement so I don't have to worry about this, but how do they expect working people to get to the game in Seattle traffic by 6 fricking PM on a Friday?

#LarryScottFS

doogsinparadise

Every tech worker I know is already hitting the bottle by 4 and is out of the office by 430. I don't know what the big deal is.

BrickSquad

doogsinparadise said:

Every tech worker I know is already hitting the bottle by 4 and is out of the office by 430. I don't know what the big deal is.

The junior Software Engineers at my company start doing blow by 4.

Rookies. The trick is to start at noon.

HuskyJW

You have to be one dumb mother-fer to have 6 months notice and cant figure out how to get to a football game.

doogsinparadise

BrickSquad said:

doogsinparadise said:

Every tech worker I know is already hitting the bottle by 4 and is out of the office by 430. I don't know what the big deal is.

The junior Software Engineers at my company start doing blow by 4.

Rookies. The trick is to start at noon.

Shoots brah.

MelloDawg

BrickSquad said:

doogsinparadise said:

Every tech worker I know is already hitting the bottle by 4 and is out of the office by 430. I don't know what the big deal is.

The junior Software Engineers at my company start doing blow by 4.

Rookies. The trick is to have Grinolds enable your alcoholism.

FTFY

ThomasFremont

doogsinparadise said:

Every tech worker I know is already hitting the bottle by 4 and is out of the office by 430. I don't know what the big deal is.

It's easy, here's what I do: "work" from home. Check email (jerk off as you do this, multi taskin FTW), send BS vague email to create illusion of productivity (knowing which coworkers to CC or not is crucial), eat nachos (extra hot sauce and homemade guac for the ballerz), watch a few episodes of current show you're behind on (Vice Principals and High Maintenance for me), load first #FreshBowl (Sativa, it's early), send email about not feeling well and needing a break but assure you will log on later when you are better (decide on a back story in case you are questioned next week in the office, try not to repeat from last time), jerk off again (use porn this time), pound a few beers (I go with a classic Rainier, but any hipster domestic will do), shower (or fridge, personal preference), put on all black UW football gear (ASJ #88 jersey WOOF!), make it to the tailgate by 2pm (4 hours of pre-game MINIMUM for this REALDAWG), get blacked out on ghetto blasters for the blackout game (composed of whiskey and "LIME" soda, e.g. Sprite), game is a blur (probably for the best), get home (hopefully), hit send on pre-typed email about logging back on to finish some work around 10-11pm on a Friday night when nobody else will be in the office (haha), load up the Indica #FreshBowl (pass out mid bowl). Wake up in the morning and find out what the score was (spoiler, we suck). Kill yourself, the season is over...or is it?

PurpleReign

HuskyJW said:

You have to be one dumb mother-fer to have 6 months notice and cant figure out how to get to a football game.

Season ticket holders.. sure, maybe, but a lot of people who don't own season tickets don't plan on home games that far in advance. And the game being close to a sell out means a LOT of non-season ticket holders decided relatively recently to attend.

Planning ahead six months for a home game in town? I sure as hell don't. But then again, I live in a basement.

JaWarrenJaHooker

ThomasFremont said:

doogsinparadise said:

Every tech worker I know is already hitting the bottle by 4 and is out of the office by 430. I don't know what the big deal is.

It's easy, here's what I do: "work" from home. Check email (jerk off as you do this, multi taskin FTW), send BS vague email to create illusion of productivity (knowing which coworkers to CC or not is crucial), eat nachos (extra hot sauce and homemade guac for the ballerz), watch a few episodes of current show you're behind on (Vice Principals and High Maintenance for me), load first #FreshBowl (Sativa, it's early), send email about not feeling well and needing a break but assure you will log on later when you are better (decide on a back story in case you are questioned next week in the office, try not to repeat from last time), jerk off again (use porn this time), pound a few beers (I go with a classic Rainier, but any hipster domestic will do), shower (or fridge, personal preference), put on all black UW football gear (ASJ #88 jersey WOOF!), make it to the tailgate by 2pm (4 hours of pre-game MINIMUM for this REALDAWG), get blacked out on ghetto blasters for the blackout game (composed of whiskey and "LIME" soda, e.g. Sprite), game is a blur (probably for the best), get home (hopefully), hit send on pre-typed email about logging back on to finish some work around 10-11pm on a Friday night when nobody else will be in the office (haha), load up the Indica #FreshBowl (pass out mid bowl). Wake up in the morning and find out what the score was (spoiler, we suck). Kill yourself, the season is over...or is it?

You complete me.

CaptainPJ

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

ThomasFremont said:

doogsinparadise said:

Every tech worker I know is already hitting the bottle by 4 and is out of the office by 430. I don't know what the big deal is.

It's easy, here's what I do: "work" from home. Check email (jerk off as you do this, multi taskin FTW), send BS vague email to create illusion of productivity (knowing which coworkers to CC or not is crucial), eat nachos (extra hot sauce and homemade guac for the ballerz), watch a few episodes of current show you're behind on (Vice Principals and High Maintenance for me), load first #FreshBowl (Sativa, it's early), send email about not feeling well and needing a break but assure you will log on later when you are better (decide on a back story in case you are questioned next week in the office, try not to repeat from last time), jerk off again (use porn this time), pound a few beers (I go with a classic Rainier, but any hipster domestic will do), shower (or fridge, personal preference), put on all black UW football gear (ASJ #88 jersey WOOF!), make it to the tailgate by 2pm (4 hours of pre-game MINIMUM for this REALDAWG), get blacked out on ghetto blasters for the blackout game (composed of whiskey and "LIME" soda, e.g. Sprite), game is a blur (probably for the best), get home (hopefully), hit send on pre-typed email about logging back on to finish some work around 10-11pm on a Friday night when nobody else will be in the office (haha), load up the Indica #FreshBowl (pass out mid bowl). Wake up in the morning and find out what the score was (spoiler, we suck). Kill yourself, the season is over...or is it?

Your a Millenial lip-wristed cock gobbler

TierbsHsotBoobs

HuskyJW said:

You have to be one dumb mother-fer to have 6 months notice and cant figure out how to get to a football game.

You have to be a dumber motherfucker to go watch that shit live instead of watching it on TV.

Swaye

ThomasFremont said:

doogsinparadise said:

Every tech worker I know is already hitting the bottle by 4 and is out of the office by 430. I don't know what the big deal is.

It's easy, here's what I do: "work" from home. Check email (jerk off as you do this, multi taskin FTW), send BS vague email to create illusion of productivity (knowing which coworkers to CC or not is crucial), eat nachos (extra hot sauce and homemade guac for the ballerz), watch a few episodes of current show you're behind on (Vice Principals and High Maintenance for me), load first #FreshBowl (Sativa, it's early), send email about not feeling well and needing a break but assure you will log on later when you are better (decide on a back story in case you are questioned next week in the office, try not to repeat from last time), jerk off again (use porn this time), pound a few beers (I go with a classic Rainier, but any hipster domestic will do), shower (or fridge, personal preference), put on all black UW football gear (ASJ #88 jersey WOOF!), make it to the tailgate by 2pm (4 hours of pre-game MINIMUM for this REALDAWG), get blacked out on ghetto blasters for the blackout game (composed of whiskey and "LIME" soda, e.g. Sprite), game is a blur (probably for the best), get home (hopefully), hit send on pre-typed email about logging back on to finish some work around 10-11pm on a Friday night when nobody else will be in the office (haha), load up the Indica #FreshBowl (pass out mid bowl). Wake up in the morning and find out what the score was (spoiler, we suck). Kill yourself, the season is over...or is it?

POTD

Mad_Son

We need to go one the Chinese one time zone system. Then everyone can start at 7:30. Also if you know more about Chinese timezones keep your damn mouth shut time zone superiority guy

RoadDawg55

ThomasFremont said:

doogsinparadise said:

Every tech worker I know is already hitting the bottle by 4 and is out of the office by 430. I don't know what the big deal is.

It's easy, here's what I do: "work" from home. Check email (jerk off as you do this, multi taskin FTW), send BS vague email to create illusion of productivity (knowing which coworkers to CC or not is crucial), eat nachos (extra hot sauce and homemade guac for the ballerz), watch a few episodes of current show you're behind on (Vice Principals and High Maintenance for me), load first #FreshBowl (Sativa, it's early), send email about not feeling well and needing a break but assure you will log on later when you are better (decide on a back story in case you are questioned next week in the office, try not to repeat from last time), jerk off again (use porn this time), pound a few beers (I go with a classic Rainier, but any hipster domestic will do), shower (or fridge, personal preference), put on all black UW football gear (ASJ #88 jersey WOOF!), make it to the tailgate by 2pm (4 hours of pre-game MINIMUM for this REALDAWG), get blacked out on ghetto blasters for the blackout game (composed of whiskey and "LIME" soda, e.g. Sprite), game is a blur (probably for the best), get home (hopefully), hit send on pre-typed email about logging back on to finish some work around 10-11pm on a Friday night when nobody else will be in the office (haha), load up the Indica #FreshBowl (pass out mid bowl). Wake up in the morning and find out what the score was (spoiler, we suck). Kill yourself, the season is over...or is it?

The student (minion) has become the teacher. Where do we apply to be your minion?