More on Sark @UW, post from Notre Dame Bored

HeretoBeatmyChest

We already know most of these stories. The Army AA one is not true, its totally embellished based from a first-hand account. The other ones we've heard about. LOL...Tequilla Steve and Johnny Patron!


I attended UW for undergrad before heading to ND for graduate school. I could litter this board with stories of Sark's shenanigans. A few that immediately come to mind, and understand these are well known within UW circles:

-- At an Army All American H.S. game, Sark and his assistants (Wilcox, Sirmon, and of course wingman Nansen) rented a party bus, showed up extremely inebriated, and then proceeded to get kicked out.

-- The week of the Oregon game in 2011, Sark and Nansen took about six sorority co-eds out on Lake Washington until the wee hours of the night, got absolutely hammered. Scott Woodward (AD) was seen berating him the following morning about it. Two days later, UW played hated rival UO and honored the 1991 national championship team at halftime. Like every time Sark played Oregon, he got blown out and cried in the locker room afterwards.

-- He was a regular at a bar/restaurant called Joey's, where he was famously known as "Tequila Steve" with Nansen being "Johnny Patron." Sark was involved/dating at least one of their waitresses. He was married this entire time.

-- Sark also got drunk at the great Don James' funeral. He tried to start a 'Go Huskies' chant at the memorial, offending everyone in attendance. This is when I think the old/big money finally had it with him.

Boosters gathered like sharks to buy out his contract after his 3 game losing streak in 2013 (he had a 3 game blowout losing streak all 5 of his years there), but Pat Haden stepped in and saved the day.

I will give Sark credit though, he is an *incredible* salesman who has gotten so, so much out of accomplishing nothing besides Not Being Tyrone Willingham.

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GrundleStiltzkin

What's embellished on the party bus thing?

PolkHigh33

My favorite line in quite some time:

I will give Sark credit though, he is an *incredible* salesman who has gotten so, so much out of accomplishing nothing besides Not Being Tyrone Willingham.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

GrundleStiltzkin said:

What's embellished on the party bus thing?

It's not embellished from what I heard, the only problem is that it was at the Semper Fi game, not the Army Game.

HeretoBeatmyChest

GrundleStiltzkin said:

What's embellished on the party bus thing?

I dont know which event it was but the word was some BYU church type recruits and families saw a few of the coaches having a beer and then the story became completely embellished from that point. They supposedly only had a beer or two.

No way to know for sure, just what I heard so fuck off if not true.

Meek

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

What's embellished on the party bus thing?

I dont know which event it was but the word was some BYU church type recruits and families saw a few of the coaches having a beer and then the story became completely embellished from that point. They supposedly only had a beer or two.

No way to know for sure, just what I heard so fuck off if not true.

I'm leaning towards only a beer or two is not really the way Sark takes them down.

dnc

Paging @TequillaSteve

bananasnblondes

My favorite part

"...and cried in the locker room afterwards."

The thought of a fat, drunken Sark blubbering and crying in his office all by himself before getting on the bus just puts a smile on my face

topdawgnc

bananasnblondes said:

My favorite part

"...and cried in the locker room afterwards."

The thought of a fat, drunken Sark blubbering and crying in his office all by himself before getting on the bus just puts a smile on my face

Imagine the tears and butt pain the cocksucker is going to experience when he gets plungered by ASU / ND / Oregon / UCLA

SpoonieLuv

Doogs loved the Go Huskies chant.