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Keeley Hazell

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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,044
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    To the top for NTD, BB
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,381
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    PurpleJ said:

    I want to take a crowbar to her face.

    I want to spray man juice on her face.
    Me too, but crowbar after for sure.
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 28,708
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    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I want to take a crowbar to her face.

    I want to spray man juice on her face.
    Me too, but crowbar after for sure.
    That makes laugh. Such funny J.
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,483
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    Swaye said:

    I am posting in this thread because I just noticed @PurpleBaze has a banana dildo thingie going on. Oh and Keeley's tits and stuff.

    It's called a Banana Bunker. It protects your banana from being banged up and bruised... good for travel.
    By Brad Takei on September 7, 2013
    George and I are on planes often enough that leg cramps are a real issue. So we like to keep a source of potassium handy--like a nice, ripe banana.

    So ripe in fact that we need to use "protection." The Banana Bunker sounded like a great solution. The first time we passed through security at LAX, the TSA was doubtful. The Banana Bunker showed up in the X-ray, and we had to answer some pretty embarrassing questions.

    So this last trip, I told George to keep the bunker on him going through security. It was was made of plastic, after all, and wouldn't set anything off. But naturally George forgot to remove his belt, which triggered the metal detector--and a pat down.

    The TSA agent nearly jumped back when he felt the bunker. "What's this?" he said.

    George didn't miss a beat. "This sounds like a punch line, but there's a banana in my pocket," he laughed.

    "A banana?" the guard frowned.

    "Or, maybe it was just a great pat down," I offered.

    Even George was caught off-guard. "Oh myyy, Brad. That was sassy."
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,044
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    edited September 2015

    Swaye said:

    I am posting in this thread because I just noticed @PurpleBaze has a banana dildo thingie going on. Oh and Keeley's tits and stuff.

    It's called a Banana Bunker. It protects your banana from being banged up and bruised... good for travel.
    By Brad Takei on September 7, 2013
    George and I are on planes often enough that leg cramps are a real issue. So we like to keep a source of potassium handy--like a nice, ripe banana.

    So ripe in fact that we need to use "protection." The Banana Bunker sounded like a great solution. The first time we passed through security at LAX, the TSA was doubtful. The Banana Bunker showed up in the X-ray, and we had to answer some pretty embarrassing questions.

    So this last trip, I told George to keep the bunker on him going through security. It was was made of plastic, after all, and wouldn't set anything off. But naturally George forgot to remove his belt, which triggered the metal detector--and a pat down.

    The TSA agent nearly jumped back when he felt the bunker. "What's this?" he said.

    George didn't miss a beat. "This sounds like a punch line, but there's a banana in my pocket," he laughed.

    "A banana?" the guard frowned.

    "Or, maybe it was just a great pat down," I offered.

    Even George was caught off-guard. "Oh myyy, Brad. That was sassy."
    Gays can be funny. Who knew?
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,044
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    Swaye said:

    I am posting in this thread because I just noticed @PurpleBaze has a banana dildo thingie going on. Oh and Keeley's tits and stuff.

    It's called a Banana Bunker. It protects your banana from being banged up and bruised... good for travel.
    Best. Response. Today.

    You must have been laughing typing that.
  • NeGgaPlEaSeNeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,729
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    Too many poasts not enough tits. Some of you need to learn the difference
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,483
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    Too many poasts not enough tits. Some of you need to learn the difference

    Contribute, then... instead of being a biotch!
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,483
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    Bumpity bump...
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